You know, in my rush to finish my post the other night so I could go rub up against a girl who was way younger than me and definitely out of my league, I neglected to acknowledge ANOTHER independent straight shooter in the porn blogging world who I was a huge fan of during his momentous run. I am also particularly ashamed that I neglected to mention him considering the fact that both of our ancestors derived from the same boot. If my great grandmother were still alive today, she would be sitting at the kitchen table right now rolling meatballs and shooting me the evil eye for my gross error.
Jimmy D is the porno equivalent of the masterfully wise and acclaimed future seer Nostradamus. While other porn bloggers spent their days copying and pasting press releases and updating actress escorting rates like the NASDAQ ticker, Jimmy D sat at his computer with a refined composure and expertly informed us all that this industry was going to shit. Not only did Jimmy D take to his electronic pulpit in educating the masses regarding the impending doom of the DVD, Jimmy D also acted as a porn goodwill ambassador in counteracting the jesus freaks by cutting his hair and putting out to the world a likable and well-adjusted image of the professional pornographer.
By the power vested in me by MikeSouth.com, I hereby proclaim Friday, April 25th, 2008 (or whatever day Jimmy D happens to read this post) as “Jimmy D Appreciation Day on MikeSouth.com”. Unfortunately, there isn’t really a budget for a red carpet blowout or a fancy key to the city ceremony, but I am very willing to spring for lunch one of these days at a fine dining establishment where they don’t make you carry a tray to your table. Congratulations Jimmy D!
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Dude, That is the funniest post ever!
Even JimmyD will laugh at that
youze guyz crack me up.