10 Things You’ll Never Hear Kurt Lockwood Say:
10) I hate the Abercrombie & Fitch catalog.
9) Women are the true stars of porn.
8) Pussy tastes good.
7) Really, I’m modest deep down.
6) I’m really happy for Tyler and Wankus.
5) You are not sticking that in my ass!
4) The tattoo above my butt means I hate buttsex.
3) I love women!
2) That dildo is too big!
1) I’m truly sorry I was such an assclown.
I have Lots of Adult expo pics and such coming up hang with me
