England’s Queen Victoria loved Lewis Carroll’b “Alice’s Adventures In Wonderland” so much that she requested a copy of his next book. Carroll a math professor at Oxford, was happy to oblige, so he sent the queen his next book: “Syllabus of Plane algebraical Geometry – Systematically Arranged with Formal Definitions, Postulates, and Axioms.”
Rapper 50 Cent’s rider includes a clause that he must have a box of Cuban Cigars in his dressing room. Cuban Cigars are illegal in the US.
Ted Nugent’s dressing room must be stocked with Tropical fruit Flavored Slim Fast.
Nine Inch Nails Lead singer Trent Reznor requires two boxes of corn starch.
Real church signs:
“The class on prophecy has been cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances”
“The Sunday AM sermon is Jesus Walks on the water” The Sunday evening sermon is “Searching for Jesus”
“The cost for the fasting and prayer conference includes meals.”
Nearly 35% of all Taiwanese funerals include a stripper
George W Bush “Little Boots” quotes:
“We cannot let rogue terrorists or nations hold this nation hostile or hold our allies hostile.”
“When I was young and irresponsible, I was young and irresponsible.”
“It’s clearly a budget, it’s got a lot of numbers in it.”
“people sometimes have to correct my English. I knew I had a problem when Arnold Schwartzenegger started doing it”
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