Normally I dont run press release about new movies but this one is important LOL
Of course this is satire, The scumbags at The Free Speech Coalition would never have anything to do with something as honorable as making porn, Screwing you out of your money is what they do.
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The Free Speech Coalition Orgy – New From Vivid http://t.co/XJ5QbJyKd3
Well, as the artist of PornWorthWatching.com I must say I’m rather impressed by this bit of parody. Though it’s in “rough” form, I appreciate the style. The point comes across loud and clear. I’d love to see more from whoever created this tid bit of humor (which is rooted in more truth than the featured characters I’m certain are comfortable with).
well Monica truth is, it was me I was talking to a friend who asked if I had seen the latest Vivid release shot in an old folks home, he then asked if that was what porn was coming too, then he told me that Diane was furious with me and thats the instant that I thought of it….He said no yer not…Im like who are you talking to that is NOT me that would think I wouldnt do that we got a good laugh and i quickly kludged it together. I dont usually laugh at my own funnies but i WASIN TEARS MAKING THAT…WONDER HOW MANY PEOPLE WILL GET THE HERBERT DINGLE REFERENCE….Years ago Mark kernes starred in a porn (yes he did hardcore a bj for which he could get hard) his character was named Herbert Dingle. the result was that AVN passed a rule against employees appearing in porn they called it “The Dingle Rule” They were embarrassed, as they should have been…
If I would have wrote that I would have had John “Stags” Stagliano co-starring in some bi-sexual shenanigans with Mark “Herbert Dingle”, a transvestite, Jeffrey and Diane and a cameo with Larry “Porno Kingpin” Flynt getting a “blow-job” (consisting of him getting his balls sucked) by Joanne Cachepero. Maybe I would also include as a bonus scene Princess Donna and Dick Nanula stabbing Cameron Bay’s tit implants while fisting her AIDS infected pussy and asshole. There are all sorts of inside jokes in that one from Dick Nanula hiring Princess Donna to get him porn chickie hookers to how John ended up with HIV/AIDS, Cameron Bay having a tit implant punctured on Donna’s set and later being diagnosed with HIV (which has likely progressed to AIDS by now due to lack of medication unless Weinfuck is paying as Cameron is broke on her ass), Larry being in a wheelchair and likely not able to get it up and Jeffrey fucking Diane up the ass every chance he gets.
Your boxcover is hilarious, though. Keep them coming!