Q. How do you recognize a French war veteran?
A. Sunburned armpits.
Q. How many French soldiers does it take to defend Paris?
A. Don’t know, it’s never been tried.
Q. How do you introduce yourself in French?
A. “Don’t shoot, I give up!”
Q. What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up?
A. Their army.
Q. Why are French streets tree-lined?
A. So the Germans could march in the shade.
Q. How many gears does a French tank have?
A. Five, four in reverse and one forward (in case of attack from behind).
