How Many Of These Pornchicks Do You Know

From: Sherman

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December 30, 2009

         2009 saw many things, including the return of Sherman, who sought refuge with the EMMREPORT after going awol for quite some time. He {Sherman} did in fact go awol again this year, Where? Why? Only his shadow knows and we’re not going to ask, we got this yesterday, and decided to pass it along.

Sherman’s Twenty Thoughts that Make you Think for 2009.

     While Twitter and Text messaging pretty much re programmed most Porn Stars in 2009, Twitter Allowed them to gossip, rant or just act plain stupid like never before, while texting gave them a new way to skip facing any obligations, commitments jobs, you know, that Adult stuff. Nothing beats good ole one on one conversation, or does it.? Here’s a few highlights {or light lights} from Sherman’s journey thru Porn Valley in 2009. The names have been changed to protect the Chicken…

1: The Hot Blonde who skipped the meeting to develop a marketing plan for her career

And asked a week later: “How’s the Marketing going?”

2: The Hot little Brunette who’s idea of taking care of business was by trying to explain

That just because she offered someone a blow job, didn’t mean she was going to his suck his dick.

3: “Who do I have to blow to get nominated?” was the battle cry from too many performers to list. When it was suggested that they put that much effort into their

Careers instead of just getting nominated, at least 3 responded: “Why, my career is not that important!!”

4: “What else can I stick in my ass that will shock people?” wonders another starlet who’d just explained that she once put a miniature bowling bowl in her ass….

5: “Is it ok to “rehearse “ an anal scene before actually doing an anal scene, that doesn’t count as actually doing anal does it? “ Wonders another starlet. {And yes she signed a release for the “rehearsal”}

6: “I was fucking a friend at home, and he asked me if I was comfortable. I thought that was a strange question until later I realized he was fucking me in my ass. I didn’t notice or feel his cock in my ass.”  Said another starlet who doesn’t do anal on camera.

7: “You won’t let anyone know I did this job for 200.00  less then what I tell people my rate is,”  says another star who turned a trick, adding: “I don’t want to get a bad reputation.”

8:”Are you trying to ruin me?” screams another star in another private matter: Seems the

Starlet was an hour and half late for an hour gig, stuttering, shaking and explaining how she had to hurry up for her next job. When the John posted a “review” of her, stating that she was a great piece of ass, while mentioning she was an hour and half late, said starlet flipped out, explaining: “My reputation will be destroyed,” she explained, adding “ take it down {the review}”.  He left the review up, she called back a short time later and offered him a second go round. He declined.

9: “That’s not mine” says another star when a crack pipe was found in her hotel room.

When explained that she was the only person staying in the room with her dog, she had to think about it, then wondered out loud: “I forgot where I left mine.”

10:  “Do you have any friends who might want to rehearse a bukake with me?” wonders another starlet. When informed that an average bukake included at least 20 guys, she laughed, explaining she’d blown that many guys on a dare.

11:  “You won’t tell anyone about this will you?” wonders another star getting ready to shoot a POV scene during a recent content shoot. “My boyfriend {who runs her site} would kill me if he found out I was working with you.”

12: “I don’t care who’s dick I suck” says an annoyed starlet waiting to shoot her sex scene on a set that’s run behind schedule. Adding: “We gotta do this now, I’m already late. I have to take care of my dentist so he can fix my teeth.”

13: “Can you show him how I like getting fucked in the ass” says another star to the director on another set. Seems the star was.frustrated that the male talent was having problems satisfying her anal cravings.

14: “Don’t you know how to suck dick” wonders another director in mid scene, to a very well known starlet on a Big feature. “Better then you know how to direct” replies the starlet, adding, “I’ll suck off everyone in this room before I touch you.” The rest of the scene went off with out a hitch.

15: “You have my boyfriend’s permission to do what you want to me” explained another starlet, “he won’t get out of jail for at least 10 years.” What did he go to jail for wondered

the lucky dude? “He caught me cheating on him, adding:  “So what do you want to do first?”

16: “What came first, the chicken or the egg?” was overheard by an actress walking by a discussion on a set. “Am I working with a Chicken today?’ wonders said starlet, interrupting the discussion,   adding: “My agent never tells me what I’m doing or who I’m working with.”. After pondering the thought, she has one more question: “Does he {the chicken} have a current test?”

17: I’ll suck your cock if put this up on youtube.” Replies another starlet when asked if she felt she was getting a fair shake from the media in the middle of an interview.  No idea how many views the clip got.

18: “I can’t do that for free,” notes another starlet, when asked to do an interview, “my agent’s gotta make something on this.”

19:  “What do you mean I’m not booked,” ponders another, “I booked this directly with you,”  When it was explained that the Producer wanted to do the right thing and pay the agent their due commission , “He {the agent}said you weren’t available, so I booked someone else, states the producer,  who ends up booking the agent’s girlfriend.

20: “Please destroy those photos, they’ll get me divorced”, when asked which photos she was referring to, her initial response was, “you know, the ones of me blowing everybody”

Adding: “I’ll tell you what: I’ll blow you if you destroy those shots.”  “Can I grab a couple of shots of you blowing me?” wonders the lucky shutter bug, “Of course.” Repiles the desperate star.

     And that’s the way it was for 2009, what can we expect in 2010? A donkey perhaps?

Forget I asked… See you in Vegas at AEE…