Please be advised I am tired of receiving questions about my dog who
mauled 3 Muslims sitting on a rug near our neighborhood tennis court,
6 illegals’ wearing Obama tee shirts,
4 passersby wearing Pelosi tee shirts,
2 rappers,
a phone operator living in our neighborhood who directs callers to
“Press #1 for English,”
9 teenagers with their pants hanging down past their butt cracks,
a Microsoft CSR speaking in broken English,
and Jules Jordan
*FOR THE LAST TIME……. *
THE DOG IS NOT FOR SALE!!!
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I have a female rottweiler that lunges at the TV every time Sarah Palin or Glen Beck is on. Maybe we could breed the two dogs and raise some “fair & balanced” pups.