Aidy Bryant Channels Andi Rye (@ZoeSparx) on SNL with Harry Styles (VIDEO)

If only pop star Harry Styles were actually a canine, perhaps disgraced D-list porn performer Andi Rye a.k.a. Zoe Sparx might see him as “woman’s best friend”

Aidy Bryant sang a very funny ode to her dog-boyfriend, Harry Styles, on last week’s Saturday Night Live.

As Charu Sinha writes at The Cut:

Bryant stars as Joan, a long-suffering woman whose boyfriend was cheating on her (shame on you, Steve), before she found a hot new guy, er, dog. Joan introduces us to a chubby chihuahua shortly before he transforms into pop sensation Harry Styles, and it all makes sense in a strange, dream-logic kind of way. . . . Even if all of that doesn’t quite sound like your cup of tea, there’s also Harry Styles in a dog collar to consider.

Here’s the video:

Endorsing bestiality

While the SNL clip explicitly does not endorse bestiality, last week we reported that Nexxxt Level Talent starlet Andi Rye a.k.a. Zoe Sparx said that having sexual contact with a dog is “kinda hot”, and ok as long as the dog is into it.

Here’s that video, which derives from a Pierre Woodman casting session in June 2017

Andi Rye, who wears a dog collar in the clip, is also asked by Pierre Woodman if she would blow a dog if her “master”/daddy told her to do it.

She answers, “Oh yeah, I’d do it.”