Attorney: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for
a pulse?
Doctor: No.
Attorney: Did you check for blood pressure?
Doctor: No.
Attorney: Did you check for breathing?
Doctor: No.
Attorney: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you
began the autopsy?
Doctor: No.
Attorney: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
Doctor: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar!
Attorney: But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?
Doctor: It is possible that he could have been alive and practicing
law somewhere.
