You heard it here first….Lindsey Lovehand’s appliances cumming to a store near you…

I have been silent for the last two weeks or so here on Mike South because I have been engaged in very serious negotiations with an un-named appliance manufacturer.  I know the next question on your mind is…WHY?  What have you been negotiating?  Well, now that the ink is dry on our contract I can tell you…I have been working on developing a new line of “Lindsey Lovehand’s” sex toys and appliances….that’s right, APPLIANCES.  The first in my line will be “Lindsey’s Un-Frigid -AIR” refrigerator.  Nowadays they have fridges with TVs on them, radios, and water and ice makers so I figured…why not have a dildo on a refrigerator?  I mean, it makes a great handle…much more entertaining than a regular-old handle, and since I spend so much time in the kitchen anyway I can always “back it on up” and get me some when I am in a pinch…lol.  It makes a great gift for the home.  And to the guys…if you don’t think your wife spends enough time in the kitchen….buy her one of my refrigerators…I can GUARRANTEE you that she will spend countless hours in the kitchen.  Pork tenderloin….cumming right up! 

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Lindsey’s Love Baster (combination turkey baster/artificial inseminator-for the conception-challenged woman who likes to “do-it-herself”)

Lindsey’s All-in-one remote control (will operate up to 10 electronic devices AND a set of vibrating anal beads…at the same time)

Lindsey’s Rabbit Carver (a carving knife for the Thanksgiving turkey AND a variable speed rabbit-styled vibrator with clit massager)

**** As seen the Lindsey Lovehand’s Un-Frigid Air refrigerator comes in Caucasian and BBC versions, BBC version pictured $195.00 additional