“Impassioned FSCers Defend Adult Rights”
The title of this article by itself amuses me. Against whom are they defending our rights? Windmills? I see them standing in front of a mirror and ranting and raving, all 5 of them.
VAN NUYS, Calif. – The first general meeting of the Free Speech Coalition for 2003 focused on cybersex issues and mainstream media’s recent coverage of the adult industry.
FSC Executive Director Bill Lyon challenged a Jan. 12 Los Angeles Times Magazinecover story, which contended lack of government regulation has resulted in epidemic levels of STDs such as chlamydia, plus several AIDs cases, among adult industry performers.
“The reason we’ve been unregulated is because we’ve done such a good job of self-regulation,” he said. He disputed statistics quoted in the article, The Porn Scene No One is Watching, and criticized media bias and concentration.
SELF REGULATION? YOu are kidding me right, now that’s funny, the reason we are facing the scrutiny that we do is because we can’t control ourselves. To call what we have done self regulation sounds a lot like Sadam Hussien saying he is disarming.
Ironically, perhaps, Lyon’s remarks were being videotaped by a mainstream camera crew, purportedly from the CBS news program 60 Minutes.
Well it looks like CBS now has a great “cut to”…Bill Lyon talks about self regulation then 60 Minutes cuts to a rapid succession of young, girls peing urinated on, assualted, brutalized, used and abused.
I see it’s business as usual at the FSC, they didn’t even mention one accomplishment…was there one?
I have it on good authority that the following is the FSC Game Plan for 2003:
1. At lunch time, sit in a parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it “in”.
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
6. In the memo field of all your checks, write “for sexual favors”.
7. Finish all your sentences with “in accordance with the prophecy.”
8. Don’t use any punctuation marks
9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
10. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.
11. Specify that your drive-through order is “to go”.
12. Sing along at the opera.
13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don’t rhyme.
14. Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.
15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can’t attend their party because you’re not in the mood.
16. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard Kim.
17. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream I won!”, “I won!” “3rd time this week!!!!!”
18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling “run for your lives, they’re loose!!”
19. Tell your children over dinner. “due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.”
