Goddess, Author at Mike South

Closing time every new beginning comes from some other beginning’s end

Goddess — Wed, 04 Jan 2017 02:06:03 +0000

I was really shocked when I logged on toMike South’s site and he was giving one last “adios”. I guess we all move on to other things. I, for instance, didn’t log onto his site nearly that much over the last few years because quite frankly, I don’t even know who is IN porn anymore. […]

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the front seat’s broken and the axle’s draggin

Goddess — Sun, 28 Jun 2015 17:50:43 +0000

I talked to Mike yesterday and all things considered, I think he sounds good. He did tell me he doesn’t remember the accident and I was all, “whoa, you DO remember agreeing to co-sign a new car loan for me, though, right?” He also said he was in a lot of pain. Being the compassionate […]

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This Summers Gonna Hurt Like A Mother Fucker

Goddess — Fri, 26 Jun 2015 23:45:35 +0000

We all experience those pivotal events in our lives when we get bad news.Time seems to stand still and things seem to move in slow motion. The sights, sounds and smells are seared into our brains forever. Years from now we might hear a song that was playing at that moment or recall a fragrance […]

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Little update on Mike

Goddess — Fri, 26 Jun 2015 20:20:57 +0000

Mike’s mom said he had a procedure done at this hospital today but due to strict HIPAA laws, I can’t say exactly what that was. Let’s just say it rhymes with “he had his BOULDER operated on”….she said he’s doing well!!

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i took a walk with my fame down memory lane. i never did find my way back

Goddess — Tue, 21 Jan 2014 03:31:33 +0000

“i took a walk with my fame down memory lane. i never did find my way back.” This was my morning wake up (telephone) call from Female Offspring #6: “Mom, if something catches fire, what’s the first thing we should do?” “Call the fire company, for Pete freaking sake!” Then I hear her yelling, “See! […]

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Since South encouraged me…

Goddess — Sun, 06 Jun 2010 16:30:31 +0000

…to talk about cops, I guess I should. I was reading an article about a uniformed Portland cop who was kicked out of a coffee shop. Thank goodness the officer was white or poor Jesse Jackson would have had a horrible dilemma on his hands.

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Murder Suspect Dies During Cliff-Side Standoff

Goddess — Sun, 06 Jun 2010 14:38:09 +0000

In an update to Julie’s story on actor Stephen Hill, Hill died after an 8 hour standoff with the LAPD SWAT team. According to the article I read, “They (SWAT) used less-than lethal weapons to try to take Hill down, but at around 5:30 Hill jumped off the cliff and fell about 40 feet. Paramedics […]

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Cards, Anyone?

Goddess — Sat, 05 Jun 2010 14:19:32 +0000

Awww, I’m touched by the comment South posted when he asked me to update this weekend: “we only want you to be you. Feel free to write about cops. We love hearing about them as much as you love yakking about them.” You know who pisses me off? Stephen Baldwin. Clever losers like Stephen Baldwin […]

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The Birthday Boy

Goddess — Sat, 26 Dec 2009 18:51:41 +0000

May all your wet dreams cum true, South. (I just couldn’t pass up the opportunity to slap some cheesy girly clip art on your site;) Happy Birthday, Mikey Pooh.

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Where In The World Is Michael Thomas Strothers

Goddess — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 11:35:18 +0000

Ok, kids, it’s time to play “Where In The World is he ?” Along with a round of “And What’s He Doing There, Damn It?” He’s given us a few clues. He’s somewhere he’s never been before. Prison? He’s doing something he’s never done before. Hard labor? And he likes it. Ok, that eliminates one […]

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