Damn writers block:

I been trying to think of something to say for 3 days and I am fresh out of idears….I havent even found anything interesteing on my usual internet idea sites. I almost went into a rant about why is the government passing laws on how businesses should maintain their books when the United States Government is the biggest perpetrator of cooked books there is, can you say Social Security Trust Fund…Trillions of dollars the government OWES to the social security fund…does it show up on the governments books…nope. How about in 2001 the government pays all military personall one day early so it will show up on fiscal 2000 instead of 2001? Thats BILLIONS there that were “cooked”. People you and I are the stockholders in this and we are being lied to, cheated and flat out ripped off….When are we going to hold our elected officials responsible for this shit? What exactly will it take before we say ENOUGH is E- FUCKING Nough!

OK now ya see why I didn’t go on that rant….sigh….

WEST CHESTER, Pa. –

The contentious property dispute facing a Chester County judge involved frozen assets. Extremely frozen assets.At issue were what both sides termed millions of dollars worth of semen from prized dogs.

No word on whether or not any of the dogs had carnal knowledge of Chessie Moore.

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