10. An empty bank account (assuming it wasn’t empty before they left)
9. An STD (assuming they didn’t have one before they left)
8. The Vegas Flu
7. A Porn Chick (assuming they didn’t have one before they left)
6. A Hangover
5. Binions memorabilia
4. A Marker
3. A Nail Polish Vibrator
2. Sore Feet
An Autographed Picture of Andy Devine
(OK I threw that shit in to see if you was payin attention)
1. A Photo of Tera Patrick with Evan Seinfeld in the Background.
