Rumors of My Death Are Greatly Exaggerated
A certain porn producer-turned-musician left a message on his answering machine announcing his death. Then “news” of our inquiry into the message got leaked to gossip sites. The prank’s on them – it wasn’t news – it was a prank.
Ummmm got news for ya guys, I ran the story complete with the fact that he is indeed way more alive than his career, before you ever even put this story up. The porn producer-turned-musician they refer to is Matt Zane.
Some Mornings I wake and Feel as Though I “Took One for the Team.”
I just wish I knew what team I was playing for when I took it….and shit…I don’t even drink….
