Eric Everhard has His Manhood Questioned

I was talking to a pornchick last night who was at the mall…no surprise there.  As we are in the midst of the conversation she tells me OMG Eric Everhard is coming out of the shoe store with five pairs of shoes.

I’m immediately suspect and voice my suspicions that Eric might be, well, a bit TOO metrosexual.  I tell her I don’t understand why in Gods name any man would have use for more than three pairs of shoes, one pair for dress, one pair of tennis shoes and one pair to hunt and fish in, and I point out that generally speaking the tennis shoes work fine for hunting and fishing as well.

Judging by the gutteral sounds she was making I presumed she found all of this rather humorous. A presumption that was proven correct when she approaches Eric and tells him what I just said.

Erics response was ” I have never even caught a fish”

WHAT?

Eric is Canadian. now don’t get me wrong here, I like most every Canadian I know. My buddy beater is a Canadian and I don’t question his manhood at all, hell he is as fine a man and Canadian as  has ever clubbed a baby harp seal. He has a deliciously decadent and adoreable girlfriend who is also Canadian.

But Eric, a Canadian who has never caught a fish? Not even a Walleye?  I don’t mean the Walleyes that come out of Canadian strip clubs at two AM, I mean the ones that live in deep cold lakes with crystal clear water and taste wonderful lightly battered and fried in peanut oil.

Now I question his manhood, the pornchick is near tears laughing and I am indignant. I mean I’m sure there are other Canadians who have never caught a fish, Bryan Adams comes to mind as does Alex Trebek and Matt Ramsey but I think I’m making my own case here.

I like Eric, the guy has been cool to me always but in a world where real men are an endangered species it just seems…Well, wrong that he has  used way more skin care products than bait in his lifetime.