I Am A Man Way Ahead Of My Time:

I first wrote this back in Feb of 2002, Now My Idea has even more merit, with just a little modification my airline could advertise itself as 100% terrorist free. Simply add the provision that everyone flies naked. It’s a small price to pay…no more stalls at security, no more searches and the airline will supply astroglide free of charge so no need to bring a liquid on board…

OK I have been reading where the airlines are hurting for passengers, they are saying that even the business travellers who are responsible for most of the revenue, simply aren’t flying as much. The hassles at the airport aren’t worth it in the day and age of electronic media and the internet.

This got me to thinking about my own experiences with the airlines. Here in Atlanta we only have one major carrier, I believe it is called Fuck You Airlines, see they are hubbed here and they have kept airlines like Southwest out, this allows Fuck You Airlines to gouge Atlantans on ticket prices.

Then I started thinking about all the security hassles we have nowadays, not to mention that once ya do get on the plane it is a miserable ordeal, the flight attendants are surly with big feet and mustaches, and these are the female ones. Hell you can’t even have a cigarette to calm down anymore.

Then I started thinking that what we need here is a good, smart enterpreneur to step in and set things right. A dose of good old American capitalism! It started with the smoking thing, I thought lets start an ALL smoking airline, I mean even people who don’t smoke could use a smoke on an airplane, specially these days. We could call it Black Lung Airlines!

Then I thought some more…hmmm why not throw in free beer into the ticket price, no gimmicky pricing, no 100 day advance purchase BS just straight up fair prices.

So now Im thinking hell all smoking means we gotta exclude the kids anyhow so lets just make it topless! HELL ya! Strippers for flight attendants… then I think whoa…this is federal jusrisdiction and there are no federal laws against prostitution, so the flight attendants that want to can take “tips”. Whoa! now there’s an idea! We actually run it like a strip club, we don’t pay the flight attendants THEY PAY US! and just think when a female DOES choose to fly Black Lung Airlines, she is gonna be a fun one, kinda like the chicks that go to titty bars! Now this would get them businessmen travelling again! I can see it now:

Ticket Agent: So Mister Bob, or do you prefer Dirty?

Dirty Bob: Dirty Bob is fine

TA: OK then Mister Dirty Bob that will be one ticket from Dayton to Tampa, will this be a one way or round trip ticket.

DB: Amber…I mean round trip

TA: Excellent Mister Dirty Bob I have you booked for a round trip ticket in our lapdancing section.

DB: how much is an upgrade to the Hand Job section?

TA: That would be up to the individual flight attendant we only book the seats.

DB: I understand, is there a movie on this flight?

TA: Oh Yes sir Mister Dirty Bob you have your choice of an unedited action movie starring Arnold Schwartzenegger or “Sluts Who Suck Cock and Eat Cum #64”

DB: Put me down for the sluts flick I have already seen all the arnold flicks.

TA: Fine then, Can we here at Black Lung Airlines do anything else for you today?

DB: Ya show me your tits!

TA: Certainly Mister Dirty Bob but if touch them there will be a small “handling charge”

DB: Nice!

TA: Thank You Mister Dirty Bob and have a nice flight!

Pure Play Media To Go Public:

No date as yet for the IPO but they have filed with the Securities Exchange Commission.

This isn’t a pink sheet rip off scheme like Friedland did with JKP but even so one would have to wonder about investing in a porn company, traditionally they haven’t done well.

A Word From The Front Lines From Some Who Is There:

Hey Mike!

Thank you so much for the entertainment that you are providing to us!

You really do rock! (Good whack offmaterial!!)

Things are busy over here! There really is not much rest for the weary…We are getting about 4 hours of sleep a day and then are gone again. But, what drives us is what we are doing and the difference that we are seeing. From what I see on the net and hear from my buddies back home, you guys are not getting the “whole picture” from the news media about what is going on over here. Things are changing!!! From what I can gather from e-mail and the net is that all ya’ll hear about are the bombs going off killing another one of us…Believe me when I say, I don’t like going out and not knowing if I will make it back or not. This thing is going to take time! Trust me when I say that I don’t want to be here forever, but differences are being made!

If I may rant for a moment:

I am sick and tired as are all of my buddies, of these pussy asses doing nothing but bashing our President and talking about what we need to be doing and not doing.

We’ve got people trying to blow up planes in Britian, terror cells being broken up in the US, Hamas, Hezbollah, Iran and Seria attacking and wanting to wipe the Jews and the US off of the face of the earth.

When are Americans going to wake up and see what is going on in the world??

Some people just want to blame a few Americans for all of the ills in the Middle East! It goes way beyond our current President and his cabinet and even this congress and senate.

I will tell you, if people don’t wake up, and Iran becomes armed with nukes, we are all going to have problems. The way of life that the US now knows, will be gone! Soccer mom…gone, MILFS…gone. I don’t know about you, but I don’t want that! Have your readers feel free to respond and I will be happy to debate them if they would like…

Not getting to check e-mail as much right now, but I will respond…eventually.

Until later..God willing.

Marine MP

While I may not be in agreement with all of Marine MP’s concerns I seriously respect this guy’s opinions, after all he is there, doing a job I wouldn’t want to be doing.

What I do find discouraging is not so much President Bush’s take on the situation in Iraq but his actions here at home. I don’t like that people like Marine MP are out there fighting for freedom while at home George Bush is consistently carving away at freedom, If Bush had his way MILFs would be gone.

Another thing that concerns me is that we have been in Iraq now longer than we fought all of World War II, we appear to have no clearly defined goals and no exit strategy. We just “liberated” the worlds largest supply of oil but we are paying record high prices for gasoline. Something isn’t adding up…

And Finally Mark Kernes Wrote:

“The saddest thing I have read today (so far)”

You wrote:

I would love to ressurect the old Mike South’s Southern Belles series. It
was fun and I had fun doing it. Apparently though there’s no market for it
anymore.

Kernes

Thanks mark coming from you THAT means a lot!