The Last of the Vegas Pics
Top Ten List Of Things Porners Brought Home From Adult Expo:
10. An empty bank account (assuming it wasn’t empty before they left)
9. An STD (assuming they didn’t have one before they left)
8. The Vegas Flu ( I swear I think the Republican White House is using us to test biological weapons, but that is another story)
7. A Porn Chick (assuming they didn’t have one before they left)
6. A Hangover
5. An Orange Flyswatter
4. A Marker
3. A Nail Polish Vibrator
2. Sore Feet
An Autographed Picture of Andy Devine
(OK I threw that shit in to see if you was payin attention)
1. A Story About Kurt Lackwood Being An Ass Clown.
Speaking of, porners may hate me but the total bounty promised for my defense by porners if kill the little cocksucker is now into five digits.
