Luke Ford Is Going to be a Meat Puppet:
Been wondering why he goes to the AIM clinic? Well I got the scoop! he is going to start performing in porn under the name Fuke Lord, according to my inside sources Luke searched the Torah and couldn’t find anything forbidding his being a meat puppet as long as he doesn’t shake their hands or anything while the girl is on her period. Luke is very picky about what he will and wont do though, He wont eat pussy even if if paid more (which is why he isn’t a real jew)
Scott Fayner and Taylor Rain Have Cleaned Up and are Going to Raise a Family Around the Church:
Inspired by the puppet in JimmyDs PSA Scott and Taylor are devoting their lives to the church, no more drugs, sex or rock and roll, from now on just good clean living.
Speaking of JimmyD He Ain’t Really Italian You Know
Truth is he is jewish, his real last name is Goldberg, DiGiorgio was made up one night while eating a Digiorno Pizza.
And Speaking of A-Dell:
She has been hired part time to do PR for Candidate Ralph Nader, he needs a good PR person and she can get him the cover of magazines like Front, Ice and Fridge, as long as he will pose with Jesse Jane.
Out Of The Closet:
Peter North, Julian, Jason Sechrest, Talon, and Nick Manning have all announced that they will live together under the same roof. Personally I see problems with this though they will all be fighting for the mirror.
Skeeters Peter Puffers
Skeeter has announced that he will do for gay porn just what he did for straight porn, takin it to the next level. Skeeters Peter Puffers will be in stores soon.
