To Prognosticate or Not to Prognosticate:

Dear Mike…

Happy Birthday, first of all, you worn-out old redneck fucker.

Tell me, in your honest opinion — and this is a leading question if I ever heard one — what do you think the BIG STORY is going to be at this year’s AVN expo? Chasey Lain death rumors for the second year in a row? Luke Ford shacking up with Harry Weiss? Porno Steve Seidman hitting a progressive jackpot on the Binion’s slots for $1.5 Million, then having to give it all to Dennis Hof?

Tell me, oh seer of seers, oh Carnack of the Jizz Bizz…what do you see happening in Vegas?

Love ya (even though you are in a certain company’s back pocket)

Tim Case

HMMMMMM1 I predict the following:

Nobody will take a photo of Tera Patrick that doesn’t have Evan it someplace

More than one pornchick will not show up to her signing because of drugs or alcohol.

A Fight between 2 porners.

A major company will have a big rush at the booth because of the appearance of a somewhat mainstream personality.

I will NOT win the AVN Award I am nominated for.

I will NOT be asked to present an award.

AVN will be accused of giving the awards to the biggest advertisers

Teagan Presley will win Best New Starlet

Attendees and exhibitors will be gouged for food and beverages by the Sands Convention Center.

Carmen Luvana will hug and kiss me, so will Jesse Jane (eat your heart out Case)

Tera Patrick will not

2 porners will engage in another sham on the institution of marraige

The AVN Awards will sell out at 250.00 per ticket.

Wannabe and washed up rappers will hang out at Metro’s Booth.

Quasarman will get drunk

Binions will not be closed down by the feds

Ray Pistol will not pay me for the videos that I own and he duplicated and sold at catalog pricing without my permission.

Digital Playground will not commission me to shoot a feature

Wankus will not humbly do anything

If anyone hands Aria a microphone anywhere they will have to call someone with a crowbar to extricate it from her hand.

There will be no porstar karaoke (thank God)

The Free Speech Coalition Booth will not get half as many donations without Bill Margold in it.

IBill will have a riot in thier booth if they show to either Internext or Adult Expo

Gene Ross will not get press credentials

Tim Case will have a badge with someone elses name on it

Harry Weiss will write me with some funny prognostications of his own