In honor of Tim Case and Felicia’s anniversary, here is a top 10 list of memories from their stripper/redneck wedding;

 

 

Compliments of Harry Weiss (The best top ten list maker in porn)

 

In honor of Tim Case and Felicia’s anniversary, here is a top 10 list of memories from their stripper/redneck wedding;

 

10. The couple’s first dance was 2 for 1.

 

9. While Hurricane Ike was blowing 50 mph winds, Lisa Sparxxx proclaimed, “That’s nothing, I’m the biggest blower here!”

 

8. When everyone rose for the bride’s walk down the aisle, a 5 year old boy asked, “Is my momma getting married again?”

 

7. 6 guests wore t-shirts to the wedding. 4 of them did not have stains.

 

 6. When the guests discovered that there were some Blacks and Jews attending the wedding, many of them were disappointed that Hurricane Ike blew down the best branches for a proper lynching.

 

5. The most popular wedding gift was Yosemite Sam mud flaps.

 

4. Apparently Bass Pro Shops catalog includes formal wear.

 

3. The preacher said those famous words, “If anyone has a reason that these two should not be wed, or if you ain’t seen the bride naked, speak now or forever hold your peace.”

 

2. Roast pig was served. Many guests remarked it was delicious and tender. One guest, with a tear in his eye, remarked,” Delicious, and a tender lover.”

 

1. Tim’s relatives were disappointed that he was the 1st, in 5 generations, to marry outside the family.

 

 

29180cookie-checkIn honor of Tim Case and Felicia’s anniversary, here is a top 10 list of memories from their stripper/redneck wedding;

In honor of Tim Case and Felicia’s anniversary, here is a top 10 list of memories from their stripper/redneck wedding;

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  1. This is just soooo wrong. Yet, strangely, it kinda makes me excited about visiting Dayton next month.

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