Shut Up and Fuck (Tuco Writes)

Hey South, what’s with all the pornos pretending to be movies these days? Does it make Wicked and Digital Playground and the likes feel better about the fact that they make smut? People rent these videos for the same reason they rent Max Hardcore videos, to beat off.

If any of these people could act or direct they would be in Pirates of the Caribbean not in some lame ass masturbation fodder parading as a real movie.

They need to just shut up and fuck.

Your Amigo, Tuco

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