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On this whole Georgia/Ossetia thing.

As I understand it South Ossetia has been aligned with Russia for some time, it is geographically a part of Georgia right on the Georgia Russia Border, but is doesn’t want to be a part of Georgia.

Ok along comes Georgia and attacks South Ossetia because they want to bring them back into Georgia.

Russia comes to their defense.

Now why is the USA even concerned about this? What business of ours is in this?

So George Bush is rattling our sabre but in reality Russia could roll tanks through Georgia all the way to the Black Sea and there aint a fucking thing Bush could do about  it short of starting a nuclear war.

So Bush has a war on two fronts, Afghanistan  and Iraq, is preparing for war on a third front with Iran, and now wants to threaten Russia?

Im I wrong in thinking this is just pure insanity?

I got a package the other day. Not a cheesy porn package where the UPS guy has a deep voice and a mustache and the brown box has nothing to do with his special delivery. It was sitting on my doorstep when I came home. Penthouse Media Group. This was good. This was very good.

Like most guys, I grew up under the sexual tutelage of Hugh Hefner’s idea of beauty. This was all well and good till about 1989. Going into the 1990’s, soft and feminine got replaced by boy body with robot tits. Even at my old alma mater MTV, the early twenty something girls on “The Hills” have so much Botox in their faces that they practically look embalmed.

I don’t want to go too off topic here, but the reason why there is such a beauty drought in Hollywood these days is undoubtedly a result of the proliferation of the gay male stylist. I will never forget a “Real World” reunion show I worked on where the gay stylists got a hold of a beautiful 22 year old country girl and turned her into a 12 year old boyish tranny. I have nothing against gay dudes whatsoever, but they really know how to fuck up natural feminine beauty sometimes.

As I was saying, I’ve always been a sucker for a girl with a pretty face free of hydraulics and other artificial devices. You can still find some around town, and I’ve enjoyed sharing my time with a few of them. These are the types of perfect specimen women you’re supposed to bring home to meet your mother. Maybe they’re a model or a Beverly Hills trustfunder shopping on Robertson. Dating a woman like this represents your achievement of the “American Dream”. It is very possible to settle down with a woman like this and carve out a happy and fulfilling life together. However, odds are that you will most likely end up with a beautiful woman who has the sexual ability of a bag of hammers. If she is even interested in attempting to try and please you after a ring has been placed on her finger and you’ve already written a check for the $25,000 In Vitro Fertilization process on account of her fucking up her female reproductive organs by swallowing too much black market Fen Phen throughout her early modeling career.

Then there’s the other side of the coin. Hooking up with a rough around the edges 22 year old bartender working at the “Bigfoot Lounge” dive bar in Los Feliz. She may not have been born with perfect genetics and maybe she has a few father issues, but underneath the pink hair and the girl scout belly shirt is probably the best sex of your life. There begins my love affair with Alt Porn…

I hear the war stories all the time emanating from the modeling agencies about lack of professionalism and looks, laziness, and overall performance issues associated with new female talent. No offense to the good folks at World Modeling, but their current front page roster resembles the inmate post cavity search photo archive at the LA County Sheriffs department. Meanwhile, if you log onto XPeeps and search around for 20 or 30 minutes, you will literally find hundreds of girls 18 to 25 years old in the Alt Porn world who are willingly posting naked photos of themselves, shooting their own porno, writing promotional blogs, and doing content trades with each other in building up their own adult industry community. The entrepreneurial drive and confidence with some of these girls is pretty incredible for their age. In some cases, you have a 19 year old filming an 18 year old and then the 21 year old roommate uploads and designs the content for the website. No bullshit about getting ripped off, no complaining about a slumping industry, and everyone’s doing what they want to do on their own terms. If you don’t have any hang up’s with an occasional nose ring or a Bettie Page pinup tattoo on a girls thigh, you have the opportunity to witness some of the hottest fucking by girls who actually enjoy fucking on camera.

Even though the Suicide Girls experienced some alleged internal management controversy, the concept behind the Suicide Girls and performers like Joanna Angel have really struck a chord with a new young female demographic who wouldn’t normally have found acceptance in the traditional larger adult entertainment industry. The reality is that while traditional adult industry continues down a slow path of repetition for yet another year, these female operated start ups are thriving and multiplying faster than I can keep track.

In the end, I don’t think there’s anything wrong with admitting that you can learn something from a woman. Even if it means sucking up a bit of pride in order to learn how to evolve your porn business into the 21st century. Joanna Angel may not fit your quintessential dream girl standards, but I would gladly step over all three of Hugh Heffner’s naked spread eagle “girlfriends” in order to shove my head up Joanna’s ass anytime she asked me to.

I’m watching CNN going on about the “veepstakes” as in who each nominee will choose as a running mate,  used to it didn’t much matter but now it wont help a candidate much but it can damn sure hurt him.

I hear on the rdio Sean Hannity going apoplectic ovre the idea that McCain might actually choose a pro choice running mate. and Hannity is is carrying on about GOD.

and it hit me

That’s the fucking problem

What we need is a good clear thinking Atheist running for president. Someone who doesn’t have to carry around God’s baggage as righteousness.

Let us take a look at what religion has brought us over the years:

The Crusades.

The Inquisition.

Witch trials in Europe and America.

The Divine right of Kings (valid until killed by another Divinely-appointed King).

Missionaries destroying/converting smaller, “heathen” religions and cultures.

Missionaries such as Mother Teresa.

The demonization of other religions, e.g. Christianity demonizing Pagans (”They’re devil-worshippers!”), the Romans demonizing Christians (”They’re atheists and cannibals!”).

Persecution of Heretics - e.g. Galileo for daring to suggest that the Earth orbits the Sun.

Children dying because their parents refused them medical treatment on religious grounds; relying instead on faith-healers and prayer.

Slavery, supposedly supported by scripture (”Slaves, obey your earthly masters with respect and fear, just as you would obey Christ.”, St.Paul, Ephesians 6:5)

Holy wars - followers of different faiths (or even the same faith) killing each other in the name of their (benevolent, loving and merciful) gods.

The destruction of great works of art considered to be pornographic/blasphemous, and the persecution of the artists.

Censorship (often destructive) of speech, art, books, music, films, poetry, songs and, if possible, thought.

Persecution/punishment of blasphemers (Salman Rushdie still has a death sentence on him), and blasphemy laws in general.

The requirement of theism in order to stand for public office or to testify in court.

Serial killers believing they are doing the work of Satan (or sometimes Jesus).

Often-fatal exorcisms by priests believing they are destroying the work of Satan.

People suffering dreadful injury or death in the belief that their faith has made them invulnerable (e.g. people climbing into lion enclosures at zoos, with a Bible as protection).

Whole societies divided by minor differences in belief or doctrine, often resulting in violence.

Mass suicides of cult-members following a charismatic leader who believes the world is about to End

The attempted genocide of followers of a particular faith (e.g. the Jewish Holocaust, “ethnic cleansing” in former Yugoslavia).

Blood sacrifices to appease the Gods, or to ensure a good harvest. (The Aztecs made daily human sacrifices to ensure that the Sun would rise. Or did they? )

The practice of “female circumcision” (more accurately termed genital mutilation).

The discouragement of rational, critical thought (resulting in young-earth creationists, for example).

Uncontrolled population growth caused (or at least helped) by churches prohibiting birth-control and abortion. (You can also add : unwanted pregnancies, ill-fated forced marriages, and pregnant teenagers condemned to a life in mental institutions to avoid embarrassing their families.)

The spread of sexually transmitted diseases (e.g. AIDS) due to churches prohibiting the use of condoms.

Believers whipping, impaling, poisoning or crucifying themselves during religious festivals as a demonstration of their faith and piety.

Suicide bombers taught to believe that martyrs go straight to Paradise.

The indoctrination of children into the religion of their parents, giving them an arbitrary, life-long belief that is almost entirely dependent on their place of birth.

Women treated as second-class citizens or even slaves

Pentecostal snake-handlers

Persecution of homosexuals

Abuse of power, authority and trust by religious leaders (for financial gain or sexual abuse of followers and even children).

I’m thinking it makes more an more sense.

I’d vote for a man or woman who had the intellectual courage to stand up and say “I am an atheist, God is not a factor in my decisions, humanity, liberty and and individualism are my guiding principles.”

We are about to go full bore into the election, The the Democratic Convention, Barack annonuncing a running mate then McCain announcing a running mate then the republican conventiion and we wll pretty much be bombarded with it till election day in November.

But I have been doing some general investingating and what I have found is that a very surprising small number of voters actually decide the election.

As far back as data goes for these things the parties are pretty evenly split.  About 40% of those who vote are going to vote Republican no matter who the Republicans offer up. These are the core of the Republican Party, they include people who think we would be better off in a theocracy, aka the religious right, fascists, fiscal conservatives and people who think the Republicans represent less government and fewer taxes (they dont)

Then you have the core Democrats, 40% to be exact they will vote Democrat no matter who the Democrats put up.  These are your people who basically think the government should take care of us from cradle to grave, black people, pornographers and people who aren’t very big on individual  responsibility.

Never underestimate stupid people in large numbers huh?…And I mean BOTH these groups.

So that, y’all who had at least government schooling, leaves 20%.  These are the “undecided” or “independent” voters you hear so much about. That 20% will generally split within 5 % of the middle. So whoever wins, particularly in key states with a lot of electoral votes in play, wins because of these middle ground voters.  Given that you have two big states that are pretty much a lock for Democrats, California and New York and the Republicans have Texas and lots of little states in the breadbasket that leaves some very key states that could go either way, like Florida, Ohio, Pennsylvania, Virginia these are the commonly called “battleground states” and campaigning is fierce there.  But they candidates aren’t playing to their parties there, they are playing to the middle, to that 20% that will split along a statistically narrow margin to determine who will be president.

So do some votes count more than others?  Oh ya.  If yer a Republican in New York or California your vote isnt going to mean much as it stands right now, ditto if yer a Democrat in Texas or Georgia.

But if you live in Florida, Ohio or Pennsylvania your vote  means a lot.

As most of you know I am a Libertarian, and I will vote Libertarian, I know Bob Barr, having personally met him, and while he wouldn’t be my first choice for president he is light years ahead of the two dog turds that the Republicans and the Democrats have shat out for consideration.

Will my vote count? Yes it does, at least to me, and sometimes, as in the case of Ross Perot (yes i know he wasn’t Libertarian) it determines the outcome of an election.  The grand idea, of course is that the party can exert enough influence to pull both the Republicans and the Democrats to more Libertarian ideology.

So what I am saying here is  that no matter who you are your vote counts and yes some count more than others, but bottom line is get yer ass out there and vote. Men and Women died so that you would have this ability, the least you can do is drag yer ass away from Oprah or Jerry Springer or mikesouth.com long enough to do it.

I leave you with my philosophy as stated by Ken Schoolland

The Philosophy of Liberty

The philosophy is based on the principle of self-ownership.

You own your life.

To deny this is to imply that another person has a higher claim on your life than you
have. No other person, or group of persons, owns your life nor do you own the lives
of others.

You exist in time: future, present, and past. This is manifest in life, liberty, and
the product of your life and liberty. The exercise of choices over life and liberty is
your prosperity. To lose your life is to lose your future. To lose your liberty is to lose
your present. And to lose the product of your life and liberty is to lose the portion of
your past that produced it.

A product of your life and liberty is your property. Property is the fruit of your
labor, the product of your time, energy, and talents. It is that part of nature that you
turn to valuable use. And it is the property of others that is given to you by voluntary
exchange and mutual consent. Two people who exchange property voluntarily are
both better off or they wouldn’t do it. Only they may rightfully make that decision for
themselves.

At times some people use force or fraud to take from others without willful,
voluntary consent. Normally, the initiation of force to take life is murder, to take
liberty is slavery, and to take property is theft. It is the same whether these actions are
done by one person acting alone, by the many acting against a few, or even by
officials with[in government].

You have the right to protect your own life, liberty, and justly acquired property
from the forceful aggression of others. So you may rightfully ask others to help
protect you. But you do not have a right to initiate force against the life, liberty, or
property of others. Thus, you have no right to designate some person to initiate force
against others on your behalf.

You have a right to seek leaders for yourself, but you have no right to impose
rulers on others. No matter how officials are selected, they are only human beings and
they have no rights or claims that are higher than those of any other human beings.
Regardless of the imaginative labels for their behavior or the numbers of people
encouraging them, officials have no right to murder, to enslave, or to steal. You
cannot give them any rights that you do not have yourself.

Since you own your life, you are responsible for your life. You do not rent your
life from others who demand your obedience. Nor are you a slave to others who
demand your sacrifice. You choose your own goals based on your own values.
Success and failure are both the necessary incentives to learn and to grow. Your
action on behalf of others, or their action on behalf of you, is only virtuous when it is
derived from voluntary, mutual consent. For virtue can only exist when there is free
choice.

This is the basis of a truly free society. It is not only the most practical and
humanitarian foundation for human action, it is also the most ethical.

Problems that arise from the initiation of force by government have a solution.
The solution is for people of the world to stop asking officials to initiate force on their
behalf. Evil does not arise only from evil people, but also from good people who
tolerate the initiation of force as a means to their own ends. In this manner, good
people have empowered evil throughout history.

Having confidence in a free society is to focus on the process of discovery in the
marketplace of values rather than to focus on some imposed vision or goal. Using
governmental force to impose a vision on others is intellectual sloth and typically
results in unintended, perverse consequences. Achieving the free society requires
courage to think, to talk, and to act—especially when it is easier to do nothing.

No sooner did my last post go up that I got a LOT of emails.

Seems Nikki Jayne is NOT a citizen but Derek Hay is, via a previous marriage to a girl in San Diego who was  a US Citizen.  So is this to get citizenship for Nikki?

One email said:

“The real disgrace is that the feds are going after David Lord,  while this guy is still in this country.”

Gossip has flown for years about Derek, alleging ties to prostitution, sham marriages and even white slavery, but apparently nobody has come forth with any real evidence of it. A phone call revealed that LAPD has had with complaints against Derek but   nothing that could be substantiated.

Derek is one of the most hated people in the biz but he is also one of the most feared, NOBODY who has emailed or called me about him has ever been willing to go on the record.  So until someone does, it’s all just hearsay.

This invite was posted in a fanboi forum, I edited out the addresses, It appears old Ben Gay…I mean Ben English is about to be a US Citizen. Assuming the Brit born Nikki Jayne is a citizen that is.

Congrats to them both….I guess.

She once said she got her sleeves so porn companies wouldn’t hire her.  I think she  succeeded in her goal this time.  Yes this is her.

I’m not a huge sports fan, but I like to carve out a little bit of time every four years to take a glance at the Summer Olympics. I wish I could say I watch solely for patriotic reasons, but I’ve always had a thing for girl next door beach volleyball ass and the summer olympics usually doesn’t disappoint. Yes, I could easily turn on my computer or DVD player and watch the hardest in amateur gynecology, but there’s something about viewing female skin on network TV that still brings out the 12 year old fist pumper in me.

With all that being said, I can’t tell you how disappointed I am in this years crop of olympic female talent. I wouldn’t go as far as blaming the women themselves. I just think the technology of modern athletic training has finally crossed into Herman Munster territory. What was once a tight beach volleyball body is now like a female version of Christian with a ponytail. I was fully expecting to see a trough of oats next to the Gatorade during last nights competition. The swimming competition isn’t much better either. What starts out as a pretty girl next door face eventually leads to a set of shoulder blades that are reminiscent of some of my Italian cousins on the east coast who “keep the neighborhoods safe”.

I’d be willing to take all of this complaining back if the American gymnasts make a strong showing before this whole thing is over. I specify American gymnasts because those eastern european girls scare the shit out of me with their pointy faces. I could just imagine one of those eastern europeans getting startled during a blow job and accidentally stabbing my cock with her nose and giving me a paper cut. I’ve never fucked a gymnast ass, but I get visions of slapping my dick over and over against a boulder and that doesn’t sound like something I could get off to.

The moral of the story is this… If you can’t fuck an olympian during her prime, wait 5 years till she starts making “special appearances” at your local Jiffy Lube.

I’ve only been dumped by one guy. Twice. The first time I was barely fifteen and he dumped me for not putting out. It sucked but I don’t like pressure and I let him walk. When I was 17 we hooked up again. He dumped me again four months later. He said all I wanted to do was fuck and we never talked. I couldn’t win.