Like most guys, I grew up under the sexual tutelage of Hugh Hefner’s idea of beauty. This was all well and good till about 1989. Going into the 1990’s, soft and feminine got replaced by boy body with robot tits. Even at my old alma mater MTV, the early twenty something girls on “The Hills” have so much Botox in their faces that they practically look embalmed.
I don’t want to go too off topic here, but the reason why there is such a beauty drought in Hollywood these days is undoubtedly a result of the proliferation of the gay male stylist. I will never forget a “Real World” reunion show I worked on where the gay stylists got a hold of a beautiful 22 year old country girl and turned her into a 12 year old boyish tranny. I have nothing against gay dudes whatsoever, but they really know how to fuck up natural feminine beauty sometimes.
As I was saying, I’ve always been a sucker for a girl with a pretty face free of hydraulics and other artificial devices. You can still find some around town, and I’ve enjoyed sharing my time with a few of them. These are the types of perfect specimen women you’re supposed to bring home to meet your mother. Maybe they’re a model or a Beverly Hills trustfunder shopping on Robertson. Dating a woman like this represents your achievement of the “American Dream”. It is very possible to settle down with a woman like this and carve out a happy and fulfilling life together. However, odds are that you will most likely end up with a beautiful woman who has the sexual ability of a bag of hammers. If she is even interested in attempting to try and please you after a ring has been placed on her finger and you’ve already written a check for the $25,000 In Vitro Fertilization process on account of her fucking up her female reproductive organs by swallowing too much black market Fen Phen throughout her early modeling career.
Then there’s the other side of the coin. Hooking up with a rough around the edges 22 year old bartender working at the “Bigfoot Lounge” dive bar in Los Feliz. She may not have been born with perfect genetics and maybe she has a few father issues, but underneath the pink hair and the girl scout belly shirt is probably the best sex of your life. There begins my love affair with Alt Porn…
I hear the war stories all the time emanating from the modeling agencies about lack of professionalism and looks, laziness, and overall performance issues associated with new female talent. No offense to the good folks at World Modeling, but their current front page roster resembles the inmate post cavity search photo archive at the LA County Sheriffs department. Meanwhile, if you log onto XPeeps and search around for 20 or 30 minutes, you will literally find hundreds of girls 18 to 25 years old in the Alt Porn world who are willingly posting naked photos of themselves, shooting their own porno, writing promotional blogs, and doing content trades with each other in building up their own adult industry community. The entrepreneurial drive and confidence with some of these girls is pretty incredible for their age. In some cases, you have a 19 year old filming an 18 year old and then the 21 year old roommate uploads and designs the content for the website. No bullshit about getting ripped off, no complaining about a slumping industry, and everyone’s doing what they want to do on their own terms. If you don’t have any hang up’s with an occasional nose ring or a Bettie Page pinup tattoo on a girls thigh, you have the opportunity to witness some of the hottest fucking by girls who actually enjoy fucking on camera.
Even though the Suicide Girls experienced some alleged internal management controversy, the concept behind the Suicide Girls and performers like Joanna Angel have really struck a chord with a new young female demographic who wouldn’t normally have found acceptance in the traditional larger adult entertainment industry. The reality is that while traditional adult industry continues down a slow path of repetition for yet another year, these female operated start ups are thriving and multiplying faster than I can keep track.
In the end, I don’t think there’s anything wrong with admitting that you can learn something from a woman. Even if it means sucking up a bit of pride in order to learn how to evolve your porn business into the 21st century. Joanna Angel may not fit your quintessential dream girl standards, but I would gladly step over all three of Hugh Heffner’s naked spread eagle “girlfriends” in order to shove my head up Joanna’s ass anytime she asked me to.
