Comments on: Washing your hands in public restrooms https://mikesouth.com/steve-lick/washing-your-hands-in-public-restrooms-2824/ The institute for the advance study of insensitivity and pornography Mon, 13 Jul 2009 21:54:17 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.7.2 By: Goddess https://mikesouth.com/steve-lick/washing-your-hands-in-public-restrooms-2824/#comment-1614 Mon, 13 Jul 2009 21:54:17 +0000 http://www.mikesouth.com/steve-lick/washing-your-hands-in-public-restrooms-2824/#comment-1614 Yeah, I’ve taken that test a million times. Passed it every damn time:)

]]> By: stevelick https://mikesouth.com/steve-lick/washing-your-hands-in-public-restrooms-2824/#comment-1612 Mon, 13 Jul 2009 15:51:44 +0000 http://www.mikesouth.com/steve-lick/washing-your-hands-in-public-restrooms-2824/#comment-1612 Ha, thanks Mike. I’m honored. I guess if you throw enough darts, you’re bound to hit a bulls eye once in a while. Glad to see you’re feeing better.

And Goddess… If there wasn’t a “Mr. Goddess”, I would put a siren on top of my car and haul ass down south to give you what I call “the human breathalyzer test”.

]]> By: Goddess https://mikesouth.com/steve-lick/washing-your-hands-in-public-restrooms-2824/#comment-1611 Mon, 13 Jul 2009 13:25:30 +0000 http://www.mikesouth.com/steve-lick/washing-your-hands-in-public-restrooms-2824/#comment-1611 Ooooh, ok, had you mentioned that age thing before it would have made everything crystal clear;)

]]> By: MikeSouth https://mikesouth.com/steve-lick/washing-your-hands-in-public-restrooms-2824/#comment-1610 Mon, 13 Jul 2009 02:25:43 +0000 http://www.mikesouth.com/steve-lick/washing-your-hands-in-public-restrooms-2824/#comment-1610 “And finally, I would be remiss in neglecting to mention the satanic euphoria that accompanies the experience of bedding a woman who is only two years removed from having to bring lunch money to school.”

Dude that is fucking genius prose…I’m serious Bukowski himself would applaud that line.

]]> By: stevelick https://mikesouth.com/steve-lick/washing-your-hands-in-public-restrooms-2824/#comment-1609 Sun, 12 Jul 2009 23:12:27 +0000 http://www.mikesouth.com/steve-lick/washing-your-hands-in-public-restrooms-2824/#comment-1609 Shortcomings? I have already metamorphicized into Elton John after Thanksgiving dinner, Goddess. If I were famous, this portion of my life would be chronicled in the last 15 minutes of my E! True Hollywood Story right before the part where my so-called friends said they all saw it coming… My shortcomings are definitely blaring loud and clear for anyone who chooses to look at me for a full 3 seconds.

My ex and I have actually been broken up for a few months now, but I have always employed the 7 day rule when it comes to friends of ex’s in order to suppress any windshield shattering tendencies.

I was actually going to spend my next post discussing female psychology as to why women stab other women in the back over men. I recently had a situation in Las Vegas where a woman only hit on me because she thought my female friend was my wife. Sick shit. As far as me dating the ex’s best friend, I wouldn’t exactly call it “dating”. More like a satisfying a mutual curiosity type of thing. I have never understood why girlfriends insist on telling you about their friends sex lives because all it does is make you curious enough to experience them yourself. Same applies to women who can’t shut up about their own sex lives amongst their friends. There is always at least one friend (good egg) in the group who will risk breaking the friendship bond in order to take the boyfriend for a curiosity test drive.

And finally, I would be remiss in neglecting to mention the satanic euphoria that accompanies the experience of bedding a woman who is only two years removed from having to bring lunch money to school. That in itself is enough justification not to turn down an ex’s bff. Thanks Goddess…

]]> By: Goddess https://mikesouth.com/steve-lick/washing-your-hands-in-public-restrooms-2824/#comment-1608 Sun, 12 Jul 2009 21:22:12 +0000 http://www.mikesouth.com/steve-lick/washing-your-hands-in-public-restrooms-2824/#comment-1608 I would think that your ex-gf’s bff is the last person a guy would want to date. I mean, who has heard more about your shortcomings than her? Of course, if she secretly resent your ex-gf, I’m sure she’ll sleep with you just to get back at her. Women are loyal like that;)

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