Comments on: The Church of the Female Orgasm https://mikesouth.com/steve-lick/the-church-of-the-female-orgasm-2863/ The institute for the advance study of insensitivity and pornography Thu, 13 Aug 2009 03:41:13 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.5.2 By: stevelick https://mikesouth.com/steve-lick/the-church-of-the-female-orgasm-2863/#comment-1779 Thu, 13 Aug 2009 03:41:13 +0000 http://www.mikesouth.com/steve-lick/the-church-of-the-female-orgasm-2863/#comment-1779 Thanks for the encouragement Julie…

]]> By: juliemeadows https://mikesouth.com/steve-lick/the-church-of-the-female-orgasm-2863/#comment-1773 Wed, 12 Aug 2009 23:39:45 +0000 http://www.mikesouth.com/steve-lick/the-church-of-the-female-orgasm-2863/#comment-1773 “…and here’s the scene where the black gentleman tearfully embraces the father of the daughter he just masturbated through childbirth”. LMFAO!!!

]]> By: stevelick https://mikesouth.com/steve-lick/the-church-of-the-female-orgasm-2863/#comment-1749 Wed, 12 Aug 2009 16:18:41 +0000 http://www.mikesouth.com/steve-lick/the-church-of-the-female-orgasm-2863/#comment-1749 The sales pitch I was given JimmyD was that most of the people in the house arrange sex “dates” with each other on a regular basis beyond the morning orgasm sessions. One of the guys told me that he also has a “commitment relationship” with two of the women in the house. A loose translation from my understanding is that he still reserves the right to stick his hippy dick in a bunch of runaway hairy backpackers while holding onto the emotional security of having the same two women in his bed every night.

Kayden, I had the same brilliant idea until I pictured the network pitch session: “…and here’s the scene where the black gentleman tearfully embraces the father of the daughter he just masturbated through childbirth”.

]]> By: kayden kross https://mikesouth.com/steve-lick/the-church-of-the-female-orgasm-2863/#comment-1747 Wed, 12 Aug 2009 04:17:14 +0000 http://www.mikesouth.com/steve-lick/the-church-of-the-female-orgasm-2863/#comment-1747 Yes Mike I’m reading this. In fact I’m gonna go back and read it one more time. Steve if you were looking for a plot for the next reality show I think it just smacked you in the face.

]]> By: jimmyd https://mikesouth.com/steve-lick/the-church-of-the-female-orgasm-2863/#comment-1746 Wed, 12 Aug 2009 04:09:41 +0000 http://www.mikesouth.com/steve-lick/the-church-of-the-female-orgasm-2863/#comment-1746 That’s all well and good but about me? I mean us? Yu know… us men? The deal seems lop-sided. Do the women in the group return the favors? Or is it only the females who get the courtesy “Big O’s”

]]> By: Toby https://mikesouth.com/steve-lick/the-church-of-the-female-orgasm-2863/#comment-1745 Wed, 12 Aug 2009 01:16:50 +0000 http://www.mikesouth.com/steve-lick/the-church-of-the-female-orgasm-2863/#comment-1745 As soon as I read “from Marin County” I knew this was headed for the non-traditional, but even for Marin that’s a bit out there.

But, if they’re all happy and consenting more power to them.

]]> By: Cocaine_Incorporated https://mikesouth.com/steve-lick/the-church-of-the-female-orgasm-2863/#comment-1744 Wed, 12 Aug 2009 01:03:59 +0000 http://www.mikesouth.com/steve-lick/the-church-of-the-female-orgasm-2863/#comment-1744 Damn, I’m going to start a new business…”Riiiight…I’ll masterbate any woman during any delivery for just $99.95.” Just like Earl Scheib. If we film it, what would they call that? Newborn Porn?

]]> By: MikeSouth https://mikesouth.com/steve-lick/the-church-of-the-female-orgasm-2863/#comment-1743 Wed, 12 Aug 2009 00:33:14 +0000 http://www.mikesouth.com/steve-lick/the-church-of-the-female-orgasm-2863/#comment-1743 Kayden, are you reading this?

]]> By: Goddess https://mikesouth.com/steve-lick/the-church-of-the-female-orgasm-2863/#comment-1742 Tue, 11 Aug 2009 23:47:08 +0000 http://www.mikesouth.com/steve-lick/the-church-of-the-female-orgasm-2863/#comment-1742 The grandfatherly guy sitting at the head of the table told me straight up that the world would be a much better place if people took the time to get in touch with their “internal rhythm” by learning how to give women hour long orgasms.

We’d sure as hell be less cranky;).

]]> By: juliemeadows https://mikesouth.com/steve-lick/the-church-of-the-female-orgasm-2863/#comment-1741 Tue, 11 Aug 2009 22:44:30 +0000 http://www.mikesouth.com/steve-lick/the-church-of-the-female-orgasm-2863/#comment-1741 “The parents of the pregnant woman proudly proclaimed to me that they were in town to meet the gentleman who would be masturbating their daughter to orgasm during her delivery…”

Well… only considering the “Masturbation Delivery” portion of the story… I suppose that could be considerably better than the usual Satanic screams and death threats that accompany child birth. Although, I bet you money no matter how hard he tries she socks him in the mouth, anyway. As for the rest, I just don’t have enough perspective to comment. Never been a commune kind of gal, myself. Not into incest, either.

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