I haven’t seen anything on the market this fucking stupid since those Peter North load enhancement pills I ordered last year. My “ropes” never increased, but my cock shot out something with the consistency of non-dairy creamer every time I drove by a Starbucks.
The vibrator industry has now officially hit the wall. “Barry The Beaver” is a new vibrator that’s supposed to take the self-fucking world by storm when it’s released later this month. If you own a vibrator that looks like it came out of the clearance bin of a Toys “R” Us, you are truly a sick fuck. Or possibly one of my ex girfriends… I used to know a girl who would insert a Barbie Doll head into her vag for sexual stimulation. It gave me the fucking creeps, but she wouldn’t stop doing it until one day I decided to shove the doll up my own ass and showed her that Barbie had experienced a bad tanning accident. We stopped seeing each other soon after that.
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