I can think of a few, Rob. How about “Company With The Most Bounced Checks”, “Guy Who Sent His Wife To Prison To Get Ass Fucked By The Guards Nightly” and “Guy Who Got Ass Fucked The Most In Prison”. I will admit that I could qualify for the most meandering post award but biggest bullshitter goes to Whiteacre (especially after his recent D- graded expose on me — nice try), I can’t think of anyone for biggest shill or most failed attempts at humor. If I get nominated for any awards (I don’t expect to) I will wobble my ass up on the stage and accept the award, maybe even sucking the clit of the female presenter(s) on stage — especially if they are cute like Aaliyah Love and/or Casey Calvert.

BTW I have a post in the Welcome to all Readers post about a character called Hop Sing from Bonanza. You might want to read it, it is very interesting considering you chose that name as your handle.

Also, you can call me Matt (just as I don’t call you Robert). Only Whiteacre and the government call me by my full name.

Nominees? How about you, Matthew…can you think of any?

In all honesty I have no problem with Shelly, or the xxx church or jesus girls or whomever else. they really dont pose a threat to the industry not like morality in media or some of those clowns who think they have the divine right to determine what it is I can or cant watch

When Shelly sticks to helping girls that shouldnt be here get out or girls that shouldnt get in in the first place she is really doing us a favor…ditto xxx church and the like.

About 90% of what Uncle Peg claimed about Shelly turned out not to be true…surprise surprise….and in fairness my limited dealings with Shelly have been pleasant and respectful on both sides….I think you accomplish more that way anyhow.