Comments on: Typhoid Patti: Performer Texas Patti Available to Escort in Los Angeles During #Coronavirus Lockdown @texas_patti

By: mharris127

mharris127 — Mon, 30 Mar 2020 11:22:56 +0000

I just noticed — Texas Patti is a cheap hooker for being a (supposed) former German contract porn performer. $550 an hour is about a third of the going rate. $1500 for three hours is a literal steal assuming she doesn’t have crabs, BV, VD, COVID-19, AIDS or lack of decent hygiene. I know she isn’t particularly attractive but we have uglier in the US adult film industry. Even a street hooker is likely to charge $250 an hour or its equivalent (many charge by the sex act with BJs cheaper than full service).

By: mharris127

mharris127 — Sun, 29 Mar 2020 02:58:22 +0000

So, Hop, is Dana DeArmond also escorting during this pandemic (probably for peanuts)? Your comment alludes to it. Also, is Dana as cantankerous on set as she is online? My limited experience with her make me think she is extremely difficult to work with. I will say it again, if Dana were entering the industry today she would not get much work. There are people much more attractive, much better performers and much easier to get along with. Also, I still want to know what she did with the ass cheek implant scam money from GoFuckMe — it certainly wasn’t ass cheek implants. My guess is she bought meth or Peruvian Nose Powder (R) and snorted it — probably perforating her septum in the process. She probably has an even worse case of “Noassatall” because of it, too.

Also, her “personal physician” is likely Dr. Rigg. It seems that most of LA porn goes to him. There is no way in Hell that he is going to OK escorting during a pandemic of this type and he would also likely remind her that the state of California is under Martial Law right now (as of 3-28-2020) and escorting could get what is usually a charge or two increased to many multiple charges. I don’t know who her gynecologist is, though — maybe he did it (hopefully he also sterilized Dana — she doesn’t need to have any children). 🙂

By: Hop Sing

Hop Sing — Sun, 29 Mar 2020 00:54:07 +0000

She must have consulted with Dana DeArmond’s personal physician.