Comments on: Let the Kelly Holland Penthouse Lies Begin https://mikesouth.com/porn-idiocy/let-the-kelly-holland-penthouse-lies-begin-29473/ The institute for the advance study of insensitivity and pornography Sat, 15 Jul 2023 15:29:35 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.7.1 By: mharris127 https://mikesouth.com/porn-idiocy/let-the-kelly-holland-penthouse-lies-begin-29473/#comment-34396 Wed, 06 Feb 2019 10:48:07 +0000 http://mikesouth.com/?p=29473#comment-34396 Just out of curiosity, any updates on what Kelly Holland is doing now that she has been out of Penthouse for almost four months? I hope she is sucking and being fucked while tied up and being whipped/caned/paddled/spanked and suspended for Kink, Intersec, Dee Severe and other BDSM sites but I haven’t come across anything. Too bad I am retired, I might have paid her $1500 for a night of kinky fun in my younger years. If any other porn company would hire her as management after what she did with Penthouse that company’s owners deserve to be driven into bankruptcy just like she did to her own company.

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By: mharris127 https://mikesouth.com/porn-idiocy/let-the-kelly-holland-penthouse-lies-begin-29473/#comment-33690 Tue, 16 Oct 2018 20:58:25 +0000 http://mikesouth.com/?p=29473#comment-33690 Real, I don’t know if Kelly Holland is mentally ill or just a half-functional alcoholic or addict. Both can cause lapses in judgement like Kelly is evidently known for. I do know that if she were turning tricks and she weren’t all the way “in the bag” I would consider a night with her — if I could have a BDSM fun fest with her featuring bondage, caning and good ol’ Michigan dick. Too bad JM isn’t producing anymore — a Gag Factor, Violation and White Trash Whore with Kelly Holland as the victim would probably sell thousands just in the Chatsworth porn producer, director, PA and talent community! If Jeff Mike would like to produce such movies staring Kelly I would direct cheap! Fly my ass to Chatsworth, $500 a movie, my meals and lodging while there, transportation services and final say over the script/content (there would be moderate bondage and corporal involved but no suspensions) and I am there (obviously JM would be responsible for production costs). 🙂

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By: therealdeal https://mikesouth.com/porn-idiocy/let-the-kelly-holland-penthouse-lies-begin-29473/#comment-33686 Tue, 16 Oct 2018 14:04:19 +0000 http://mikesouth.com/?p=29473#comment-33686 Well said mharris127. The full AVN article showcases Holland’s mental illness.

Spinning her loss of the company, and dismissal into a relaunch of one of many of her failed enterprises; a mythical $1m investor; and a trip to Cannes for MIP. That is the trifecta of crazy. If she makes it to MIP at all will she be renting a suite for € 20000, at the Hotel Barrière Le Majestic Cannes, sleeping in the lobby, or just turning tricks, I mean taking meetings, out of a 1965 Panhard?

Interesting that AVN is so extremely delicate with her. Are they hedging their bets, or are they just afraid of being actually stabbed?

The harsh reality is that nobody really cares, except of course Holland who lives in her own galaxy : long ago, and far, far away…

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By: mharris127 https://mikesouth.com/porn-idiocy/let-the-kelly-holland-penthouse-lies-begin-29473/#comment-33680 Sun, 14 Oct 2018 23:41:28 +0000 http://mikesouth.com/?p=29473#comment-33680 The last thing Kelly Holland needs is to be running another porn company. However, she looks quite attractive in that picture. Will we see Kelly performing in hardcore BDSM porn or hooking on Hollywood and Vine anytime soon? Maybe she can get roles in Kink.com and Insex scenes, getting waterboarded, tied up, suspended by her wrists, caned, whipped, pissed on, flogged, clover clamped, electrocuted and whatever other dirty, dirty things Daniel Intraub (Insex’s main dom) and Kink’s directors come up with. It would be fitting for Kelly to be tortured by men considering the sexual harassment she is known to have done to her male subordinates. I bet I could come up with some interesting predicaments to put Kelly’s cute ass in.

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