Gia Love Starts a GoFundMe Asking for $3.5 million

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1. There is a lot to unpack here!

   1 – she wants to house the baby daddies (two it seems). So they are your typical leech guy looking to get his life paid for by a porn chick

   2 – She does not have custody of a 5 year old as the state deemed her unfit. She needs a better home to show she has her life together (what does her current situation look like to lose a child)

   3 – Based on her other needs, it looks like she wants to buy a home worth at least 2 million dollars , IN CASH.

   4 – Baby daddies might get to be deadbeats and live in a 2 million dollar home (at least that is the plan!).

   This has to be one of the most obscene GoFundMe’s ever, right? This tops that Tia Tequila who simply wanted to rent a million dollar home for her kid and the unemployed baby daddy; this chick wants to buy one straight up.

2. I also wonder if someone did this for a parody and it isn’t really her. Seems to outlandish even for a crazy porn chick

3. I retract the parody remark, its on her twitter!

4. WTF?

5. I don’t know jack shit about Gia Love but this has to be a parody or a really shitty joke she played on the industry. That isn’t unknown, Mike Quasar did a joke Go Fuck Me a couple of years ago, to his credit he admitted it was a joke and was surprised that anyone actually donated (his was also a lot funnier), he said he donated the money to charity and that he didn’t know that he was to be paid whether he met his $500K goal or not or he wouldn’t have done it in the first place (earlier, similar services only paid out if the fundraising goal was met). Although she never came out and admitted it, Dana “De” SkankArmond likely also did two “no ass at all” Go Fuck Mes supposedly for “ass implants” as jokes, people did actually donate and no one but Ms. SkankArmond knows where the money went from there). Gia needs to come clean and admit that her Go Fuck Me was a joke or no one is going to hire her to even clean the cum off of the carpet on an adult film industry set, certainly not hire her to perform. I agree that if the picture shown is a recent one of her (and of any human, period) that she can’t be six months pregnant with twins! Unfortunately for her, the picture appears to be of a Barbie-type doll, the skin is obviously plastic and it is obviously sitting on a doll bed. I saw enough of my sister’s Barbies over the years to know what Barbie “skin” looks like (it should be noted that my sister is less than half my age so she had plenty of Barbies as a kid where I had to live with “shrimp on the Barbie(Que)”).

6. If I didn’t already have a home and retirement (which does NOT amount to three and a half million US dollars), I would say that if someone gave me $3.5 million dollars I would have a home, (if I could drive) two nice cars and live for the rest of my life. I would also still have a cool $2 million left when I die to pass to my nieces and nephews! Maybe I should do a Go Fuck Me and get some of that donation cash. I am diabetic, bi-polar and have a back injury. Is that enough to get me $3.5 million like Gia is stupid enough to attempt to do with none of those things? Please note that my “question” about doing a Go Fuck Me comment is in jest and I do not plan on having one anytime soon.

   Joe, I agree with you that Gia’s Go Fuck Me is asinine, obscene and imbecilic! I believe that it is a parody but if not, Gia Love is the dumbest bitch I have ever heard of short of Adolf Hitler, Dana SkankArmond, Leigh “Skankledee” Raven, Nikki “Skankledum” Hearts and Donald Trump!

7. Hey, Danas worked she got new boobs out of the one she had endorsed by Asa. I don’t have too much problem with that, hey I spend 10 bucks on a scene here and there its not outrageous to throw that 10 bucks for someone’s tits. But some of these girls are so absurd.

8. Joe, breast implants are believable. Ass implants are not. Who is going to get their ass cheeks scooped out and a hard silicone slab put in her ass cheek fat’s place — and yes, I have handled ass cheek implants (outside of a body) with my own bare hands — I cannot even imagine attempting to sit on them, they are hard and not the jello-like feel that silicone breast implants have? Dana’s personality is grating and rubs me the wrong way but I will say that even she is not stupid enough to go through that! That was a money grab, pure and simple, she must have learned from Trinity “St.” Clair (who got a quarter million dollar Bentley and a large down payment on a house from fake Go Fuck Mes). Ms. SkankArmond’s Go Fuck Me has been up long enough that she must have received her first payment by now, I bet she goes on some fancy vacation to some Jamaican resort to smoke some primo marijuana (or snort some uncut Peruvian Nose Powder — some will be wishing she ODs on that stuff) or the North Pole (in Nunavut, Canada) looking to fuck Santa Claus and every male elf she can catch and tie down in the ass with her strap-on very soon.

   As for Asa Akira, I feel sorry for her in this industry. She is definitely “not my cup of tea”, her face doesn’t do it for me. I do wish Asa the best as she transitions out of this industry, though, and don’t hold anything stupid against her. If I was to have my choice of Spiegler Girls to fuck and suck me, I would instead take Chloe Cherry, Riley Reid, Aiden Starr, Casey Calvert, Penny Pax and Lexi Lore as well as Angela White’s tits.

   Also, Cherie DeVille seems to have been taken off of the Spiegler Girl site. Did she retire?

9. Its not a shitty Joke. One or more of her many personalities is active. There are a few of them and no am not making a shit joke.

10. LOL… the stones on porn chicks. Hannah Hays is another girl begging for help using GoFundMe.

11. They both have large cojones on them, don’t they, Karma? IMO $3.5 million is too much for any Go Fuck Me!!!!! Hannah Hays asking for a $35K Jeep is also ridiculous!

12. Hannah shows pictures of her BFs cock and then asks fanbois to pay for a vacation for her (with the BF of course) and then money to help her move back home to GA,

    If you are trying to mine fanbois to pay for stuff you don’t show them you have a suitcase pimp and want them to pay for your retirement move back to hillbilly heaven.

13. I have to agree, Karma. The other Karma is going to catch up with them sometime. You can’t con money out of people forever without someone getting wise to it and the con artists getting their asses beat or killed. I bet she doesn’t get even 1% of her $3.5 million! Next, Hannah will become a low priced prostitute on some street corner in Atlanta, unless she is an excellent performer fans aren’t going to put up with that shit (nothing wrong with prostitution but most girls don’t like street corner hustling)! If she is very lucky she will be able to make a career out of Eros prostitution — as long as she doesn’t run into someone like Trinity St. Whore and ruin her ability to use the service due to Ms. St. Whore’s paying with the ad using a stolen credit card (and why isn’t Ms. St. Whore in prison for that piece of work, one of the banks involved had to of call the police).

14. Some people have the gift for gab and the inate cosmic ability to manage to skate and avoid getting whats coming to them (Karma).

15. Her gofundme got pulled.

16. I am glad, Tyranny. Gia Love’s Go Fuck Me was beyond ridiculous and an abuse of the platform.