Comments on: Shelley Lubben’s Story, In Her Own Words

By: abba2971

abba2971 — Mon, 19 Nov 2018 03:16:06 +0000

new to the site, love the article, well done Julie Meadows

By: Satan

Satan — Thu, 01 Jul 2010 22:59:31 +0000

Jealous?… JESUS CHRI… I mean… God! I get all the porn chicks and hookers. You get Shelly Lubben and Jimmy Swaggert

By: God

God — Thu, 01 Jul 2010 02:35:36 +0000

Um, that was just my penis, I was watching the whole thing unfold from behind the tree. Eve kept playing with it, so I threw an apple at her to try to distract her. I’m not sure how that whole story got so distorted… As Satan commented in the other post, he’s always been jealous of my manhood. I got the monster cock, he got the bifurcated tongue…that seemed fair to me. No woman runs from a bifurcated tongue, but they get pretty squeamish when I whip out the willie. I’m sure he has a much higher success rate…

By: Satan

Satan — Wed, 30 Jun 2010 18:13:11 +0000

“ya he took liberties with the whole snake thing”

Great! Here we go with the “snake thing”!!! For the record, I was never disguised as a snake. The book leaves out several of the details. Like the fact that, when it came to drugs, Adam & Eve made Hunter S. Thompson look like a Sunday School Teacher.

By: MikeSouth

MikeSouth — Wed, 30 Jun 2010 03:57:19 +0000

This is the most entertaining thing I have witnessed in ages, right up there with “Lonesome Dove”, ya he took liberties with the whole snake thing but it was still damn good.

By: Satan

Satan — Wed, 30 Jun 2010 02:28:20 +0000

Well, there goes the neighborhood!

By: God

God — Wed, 30 Jun 2010 01:57:10 +0000

If it makes you feel any better, Satan, if Richard Dawkins ever does actually succeed in killing said God, it would be my preference to go to Hell as opposed to having to taunt the Catholics every day for being idiots in the sterility of heaven.

By: Satan

Satan — Wed, 30 Jun 2010 01:32:53 +0000

Yeah, well how do you think it feels being the one they’re “saving” people from. Hell, all I ever did to these people was show em a good time. Do you have any idea what kind of complex that can give an arch-deity?

By: God

God — Wed, 30 Jun 2010 01:04:45 +0000

Maybe so… I tried to get rid of Moses, but he was like a cockroach: I tried to get rid of Shelley Lubben, but she is like a cockroach. Moses led a group of people in need on a path to nowhere: Shelley leads a group of people in need on a path to nowhere. Moses looked like death warmed over: Shelley looks like death warmed over. Moses had a crazy list of rules intended to save the people from themselves: Shelley has a crazy list of rules to save past porn performers from themselves. I stood there and watched Moses talk to a red bush thinking it was listening: I stood there and watched Shelley Lubben talk to a few members of Congress thinking they were listening. The parallels do seem to go on and on. And in the end, they both blame me as the false source of their insane delusions!!! Is it any wonder I tried to create natural selection?

By: Satan

Satan — Wed, 30 Jun 2010 00:35:22 +0000

You really should get better control of your campaign staff. Now Moses… there was a man that could control his staff. Hell, that red sea shit was impressive. Maybe Shelly Lubben is the modern-day Moses. I understand she’s not bad with a staff either.