https://mikesouth.com/mike-south-commentary/what-do-real-men-eat-2690/ The institute for the advance study of insensitivity and pornography Tue, 05 May 2009 14:24:02 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.7.1 https://mikesouth.com/mike-south-commentary/what-do-real-men-eat-2690/#comment-1399 Tue, 05 May 2009 14:24:02 +0000 http://www.mikesouth.com/mike-south-commentary/what-do-real-men-eat-2690/#comment-1399 Contrary to popular belief, I am NOT old enough to have eaten the first oyster. But if nobody’s got dibs, I will take that last one.

]]> https://mikesouth.com/mike-south-commentary/what-do-real-men-eat-2690/#comment-1398 Tue, 05 May 2009 05:09:20 +0000 http://www.mikesouth.com/mike-south-commentary/what-do-real-men-eat-2690/#comment-1398 I have wondered many times who ate the first raw oyster….the man had balls the size of grapefruits. That or he was one hungry mofo.

]]> https://mikesouth.com/mike-south-commentary/what-do-real-men-eat-2690/#comment-1397 Tue, 05 May 2009 00:56:01 +0000 http://www.mikesouth.com/mike-south-commentary/what-do-real-men-eat-2690/#comment-1397 Here’s a quote from Hunter when we go to a steakhouse ….. “Just run the herd through and I’ll cut off what I want”. And he eats it…..all bloody and barely warm….yuck! I like it a little pink, but not gooey with blood. Hmmm…kinda like I like pussy. But seriously, in my opinion, REAL men eat what-the-fuck-ever REAL women cook for them, no matter what it is. In this extreme, Hunter is a REAL man. Now, I’m a fantastic cook, but sometimes I’ll try a recipe that hasn’t been tested on humans………and he eats it, or at least tries it. Ever wonder who ate the first oyster? Hunter probably did.

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