@mharris aka codgerlush 🙂

Tonight’s plans belong to randy gaybor…Definitely sticking to my delusions of Nana’s deep dish lemon….and proudly own what a wimpy lightweight I am. I prefer relaxed vs shitfaced any time but especially during sex when I like to feel all the things I’ll never play kiss-n-tell with 😉

I think I have three guesses as to what kind of “pie” Mr. Reader wants to top tonight. Two of those guesses don’t count, the third one is one of two appendages of the human body (one on a male and the other on a female). Someone will be having a little egg merangue with his/her bodily appendage tonight, the other will be cumming all night long. 🙂

BTW two glasses of wine won’t even affect a gnat. You will need to drink two or three bottles to get drunk enough to bother and that is for a beginner. Your husband meant well (assuming alcoholism doesn’t run deep in your family) but if he really wants to get you drunk he needs to buy another bottle. When I finally quit drinking wine wouldn’t affect me no matter how much I drank — I needed a fifth and a half plus of Crown Royal to get drunk and nearly a fifth just to get a buzz going (that was my favorite whiskey — yeah, at $20 a fifth or $47 a half gallon right before I quit drinking in 2006 I was probably spending $100 plus a week) to do that.

Lurk, enjoy that night with Mr. Reader and post a full report on how much you want to tie him up and fuck him the same way he did you. 😉

Damn Hunter did you have to go there and show the world how fucking stupid I am cuz I’m clueless to what if any degrees of Pastafarian there are? Even worse asked gaybor and he said it won’t matter if I drink more than two glasses of the French Bordeaux he gifted me with for the laugh he got reading fuck you and the horse you rode in on.

Trying to decide which is worse …you telling the world how stupid I am or the bad influence that prances in the back door at odd moments looking for cream of tartar then bitching me out cuz it isn’t fresh enough for the meringue he wants to whip up….trust me unless you’re looking for TMI about his plans tonight it’s best not to ask what kind of pie he was topping. If the glint in his eye didn’t warn me off the not so subtle hints as he turned the glass wine aerator this way and that way saying about what a cute beginners toy it would be sure did 😉

I think that would all depend on whether you’re orthodox pastafarian or not, right?

Lurk, yummy idea! Meat-filled tortellini. Mix some ricotta-filled tortellini in the pasta, cook well, add meat sauce, mushrooms and cut green and red bell peppers. Delish! Especially yummy with a large iced down glass of Diet Coke!

Kinda hard to offend a ‘god’ you don’t believe in….I’m going with mystery meat tortellini and the phrase…buffalo butt is good eats 🙂

@BT

Can’t help grinning at your insightful take on the irony of folks who demand their potentially harmful choices be respected criticizing hers.

Noticed her quote about her nine year old introducing her to Pastafarians but leaped to conclusion it was a statement. Glad she is using the opportunity to bond with her children regardless of her motives.

Sorry you didn’t appreciate having the opinions you spewed as fact challenged.

Again lol! ( I can’t stop laughing) From me and the intelligent people who read your politically correct/drink the Kool aid cough cough BULLSHIT tripe! 😉 thanks for the laughs! Hahahahaha!!!!! 🙂

That is what we could actually stomach enough to read! Lol