Comments on: Get Well Soon Goddess https://mikesouth.com/mike-south-commentary/get-well-soon-goddess-11341/ The institute for the advance study of insensitivity and pornography Mon, 01 Dec 2014 22:40:29 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.7.2 By: mharris127 https://mikesouth.com/mike-south-commentary/get-well-soon-goddess-11341/#comment-24112 Mon, 01 Dec 2014 22:40:29 +0000 http://www.mikesouth.com/?p=11341#comment-24112 In reply to Goddess.

Don’t worry Goddess, if you work more than ten years between now and age 66 you can draw Social Security and Medicare. Now recover quickly so you can get that job for Vivid or Mike South Adult Entertainment mopping up the splooge on the floor after one of their 50 man bukkake movies. Don’t worry, you won’t be the one taking the 50 loads to the face, Aaliyah Love and Jessie Andrews will. 🙂

]]> By: LurkingReader https://mikesouth.com/mike-south-commentary/get-well-soon-goddess-11341/#comment-24111 Mon, 01 Dec 2014 19:56:46 +0000 http://www.mikesouth.com/?p=11341#comment-24111 In reply to MikeSouth.

OMG ROFLMAO my MIL custom built her last home and we all wanted to know why she installed automated bidet without safety rails for when she got old and feeble….as she recovered from hip replacement surgery.

Spare grip-n-grab for fetching errant grip-n-grab? Or lost grip-n-grab newest thing in low tech robotic foreplay?

]]> By: MikeSouth https://mikesouth.com/mike-south-commentary/get-well-soon-goddess-11341/#comment-24109 Mon, 01 Dec 2014 17:39:47 +0000 http://www.mikesouth.com/?p=11341#comment-24109 In reply to Goddess.

now yall now why she is such a great humorist and beloved by my long time readers

]]> By: Goddess https://mikesouth.com/mike-south-commentary/get-well-soon-goddess-11341/#comment-24108 Mon, 01 Dec 2014 16:03:17 +0000 http://www.mikesouth.com/?p=11341#comment-24108 After seeing the (lack of) work ethic in some of the young kids, LR, I’m PRAYING Jeff Bezos invents an automatic butt wiper to sell on amazon, cuz I’m sure it’ll be my only salvation.
After my surgery I bought a “grip n grab” and I’ve decided I may never bend over again. My only dilemma is what do I use to pick up the ‘grip n grap’ when IT falls over?!!!!

]]> By: LurkingReader https://mikesouth.com/mike-south-commentary/get-well-soon-goddess-11341/#comment-24105 Sun, 30 Nov 2014 23:33:23 +0000 http://www.mikesouth.com/?p=11341#comment-24105 In reply to Goddess.

@Goddess

Fuck the J.O.B. Who’s gonna wipe yer ass when yer old and feeble?

]]> By: Goddess https://mikesouth.com/mike-south-commentary/get-well-soon-goddess-11341/#comment-24104 Sun, 30 Nov 2014 22:50:11 +0000 http://www.mikesouth.com/?p=11341#comment-24104 It’s all good, LR. I used to get some good scoop on him from Mom!

Forgot to mention I’m deeply saddened that I can no longer selfishly spit out offspring I can’t afford and don’t want. And if they keep moving out at the rate they are, I might actually have to get a J.O.B. Damn those Republican bastards for not allowing me to continue suckling from the gub’ment’s teat!

]]> By: LurkingReader https://mikesouth.com/mike-south-commentary/get-well-soon-goddess-11341/#comment-24103 Sun, 30 Nov 2014 02:28:11 +0000 http://www.mikesouth.com/?p=11341#comment-24103 In reply to Goddess.

@Goddess

Aww shit …how much trouble is he in?

]]> By: Mike South https://mikesouth.com/mike-south-commentary/get-well-soon-goddess-11341/#comment-24102 Sun, 30 Nov 2014 01:13:53 +0000 http://www.mikesouth.com/?p=11341#comment-24102 In reply to Goddess.

how do ya think i found out you were hospitalized 😉

]]> By: Goddess https://mikesouth.com/mike-south-commentary/get-well-soon-goddess-11341/#comment-24101 Sat, 29 Nov 2014 23:09:48 +0000 http://www.mikesouth.com/?p=11341#comment-24101 BTW, I had a nice talk with your mom today, South:)

]]> By: Goddess https://mikesouth.com/mike-south-commentary/get-well-soon-goddess-11341/#comment-24100 Sat, 29 Nov 2014 23:08:04 +0000 http://www.mikesouth.com/?p=11341#comment-24100 WHAT?! No puppy or kitty clip art?! LOL…
Awwww, that is so sweet of you all, thank you so much for making me cry:). I came home from the hospital Tuesday and I feel better and better every day, and I’m hoping there won’t be any chemo or radiation needed. Thank you for keeping good thought for me and pink is still my FAVORITE color!

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