Comments on: War Machine claims to have found Jesus and now apologizes to Christy Mack https://mikesouth.com/legal/war-machine-claims-to-have-found-jesus-and-now-apologizes-to-christy-mack-28286/ The institute for the advance study of insensitivity and pornography Mon, 04 Mar 2019 02:39:32 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.7.2 By: mharris127 https://mikesouth.com/legal/war-machine-claims-to-have-found-jesus-and-now-apologizes-to-christy-mack-28286/#comment-34585 Mon, 04 Mar 2019 02:39:32 +0000 http://mikesouth.com/?p=28286#comment-34585 Dr. Harris here, Cocksucker Sing. Somehow I missed this one. I bet it took twenty bubbas to get War Machine but he has definitely lost his ass virginity many times over since he made it to the skanks version of the “Big Time” — and has had 25 of his teeth knocked down his throat after daring to bite down on a bubba’s dick when he was forcing War to blow him. War probably has AIDS, both types of snotty dick, herpes, syphilis, all five Hepatitis strains and also has a prolapsed asshole and needs Depends because he can’t keep from shitting himself. 🙂

]]> By: Hop Sing https://mikesouth.com/legal/war-machine-claims-to-have-found-jesus-and-now-apologizes-to-christy-mack-28286/#comment-33511 Sat, 15 Sep 2018 00:40:14 +0000 http://mikesouth.com/?p=28286#comment-33511 Five strong dudes jumping him from behind or in his sleep – possibly with shanks – would definitely humble him.

]]> By: Karmafan https://mikesouth.com/legal/war-machine-claims-to-have-found-jesus-and-now-apologizes-to-christy-mack-28286/#comment-33508 Fri, 14 Sep 2018 11:30:42 +0000 http://mikesouth.com/?p=28286#comment-33508 I doubt it. Most inmates would be afraid of fucking with the human pit bull.

]]> By: Hop Sing https://mikesouth.com/legal/war-machine-claims-to-have-found-jesus-and-now-apologizes-to-christy-mack-28286/#comment-33501 Fri, 14 Sep 2018 03:06:43 +0000 http://mikesouth.com/?p=28286#comment-33501 Wonder if the five bubba club has gotten to Koppenhaver yet?

What do you think, Dr. Matthew Harris?

]]> By: joeschmoe https://mikesouth.com/legal/war-machine-claims-to-have-found-jesus-and-now-apologizes-to-christy-mack-28286/#comment-33484 Wed, 12 Sep 2018 01:14:30 +0000 http://mikesouth.com/?p=28286#comment-33484 He’s getting married too, this is part of playing the part of a reformed man .

It’s easy to do the god deal when you are in prison and not subject to your behaviors against women

]]> By: Karmafan https://mikesouth.com/legal/war-machine-claims-to-have-found-jesus-and-now-apologizes-to-christy-mack-28286/#comment-33481 Tue, 11 Sep 2018 03:14:35 +0000 http://mikesouth.com/?p=28286#comment-33481 Its truly amazing that so many prisoners find God once they get to prison. Wonder if a retrial is in the cards now that he is a changed man?

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