https://mikesouth.com/legal/florida-woman-bites-boyfriends-penis-out-of-frustration-after-accusing-him-of-wanting-to-bed-another-woman-52505/ The institute for the advance study of insensitivity and pornography Sat, 16 Nov 2019 12:21:43 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.7.2 https://mikesouth.com/legal/florida-woman-bites-boyfriends-penis-out-of-frustration-after-accusing-him-of-wanting-to-bed-another-woman-52505/#comment-36252 Sat, 16 Nov 2019 12:21:43 +0000 https://mikesouth.com/?p=52505#comment-36252 I wonder what else was involved besides alcohol. I know I have drank gallons of liquor with women over the years, no chick has forcibly taken my pants off of me and tried to bite off my dick. Cute enough (although flawed looking) chick but if she has a history of attempting to bite off dicks I don’t have any interest in fucking her. This reminds me of the time Lorena Bobbitt cut off the cock of her then husband and suitcase pimp John Bobbitt. Cops found his detached dick somewhere a couple of hours later (Lorena took the severed dick and threw it out of a car window miles from the scene), surgeons reattached it to John’s crotch and, surprisingly, it works well enough for him to piss out of and it half ass got an erection in a movie that he did for now defrocked director and performer and accused rapist and serial sexual assaulter Ron Jeremy (sorry, I don’t recall the chick he was fucking).

]]> https://mikesouth.com/legal/florida-woman-bites-boyfriends-penis-out-of-frustration-after-accusing-him-of-wanting-to-bed-another-woman-52505/#comment-36246 Fri, 15 Nov 2019 21:03:35 +0000 https://mikesouth.com/?p=52505#comment-36246 Shit happens when you start consuming large amounts of alcohol.

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