https://mikesouth.com/legal/feds-id-jail-guard-accused-of-sexual-assault-by-his-huge-hook-shaped-dingus-24739/ The institute for the advance study of insensitivity and pornography Sun, 09 Jul 2023 11:08:19 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.7.1 https://mikesouth.com/legal/feds-id-jail-guard-accused-of-sexual-assault-by-his-huge-hook-shaped-dingus-24739/#comment-32492 Wed, 02 May 2018 20:07:50 +0000 http://mikesouth.com/?p=24739#comment-32492 Too bad (for them, anyway) they was working in a federal prison in Brooklyn, NY and not some Michigan state prison. These idiots would have fit right in here and they would have received state commendations for fucking the inmate chicks instead of federal criminal charges. They would have also got more than just blow jobs out of the deal — bubba guards fucking female inmates cunts and asses is tacitly accepted (and you could argue encouraged) in Michigan prisons. I bet Eugenio Perez’s dick would have got him the nickname “Captain Hook” from the tortured inmates. I hope the chicks these idiots got their blow jobs from were at least cute and that they were handcuffed tightly from behind when “Captain Hook” and his friend fucked their throats. 🙂

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