Comments on: Attorney’s N.Y. License Suspended Over Excessive Public Masturbation

By: mharris127

mharris127 — Mon, 12 Nov 2018 21:02:10 +0000

Hop, apparently you can’t fucking read while drunk and posting asinine comments. There wasn’t a prison fantasy in my post. Now go take Marc Wallice’s dick and his load up your loose as a goose ass, Hop “Catcher” Sing! Also, go do a Treasure Island Media 200 cum load movie and take more AIDS cum up your ass.

As far as “seeking help”, I have been on medication for decades. However, I think like most Michigan residents (actually my idea of prison punishment is liberal for the state) and most of nine million people aren’t mentally ill for thinking that prison rape is appropriate. Furthermore, I think it should be reserved for terrorists, premeditated murderers and forcible, penetrative rapists — unlike the vast majority of Michigan residents and DOC officials. Now pass the Haldol. I may need it after Hop’s asinine and highly inappropriate post.

By: Hop Sing

Hop Sing — Mon, 12 Nov 2018 04:42:48 +0000

*yawn*

Matthew Harris with his ongoing violent prison fantasies.

Please tell us you’re seeking help, Matt.

By: Karmafan

Karmafan — Sun, 11 Nov 2018 19:06:56 +0000

You would think after one “Incident” he would smarten up. Now he has destroyed his life and a career he spent many years to learn.

By: mharris127

mharris127 — Sun, 11 Nov 2018 19:04:16 +0000

The Bradley Beach incident in 2010 where he attempted to kick the officers would have been a felony and automatic prison time in Michigan. I don’t know how he got off with only a (usually misdemeanor) disorderly conduct. This attorney would never practice law again if he pulled that stunt here (it should be noted that bar card carrying attorneys are considered officers of the court in Michigan as it is in several other states). Assault of a police officer while on duty is a felony in California as well. I know New Jersey has very lenient criminal laws on the books but if it isn’t felonious to attempt to or actually assault an on duty police officer their legislators and governor (now former Governor Chris Christie seemed to have spent more time hiding the fact that he had a wife and four rugrats through most of his term in the Governor’s Mansion, on TV sucking Trump’s proverbial dick and ball sack, at the bar and loading up at the buffet than governing) are both derelict in their elected duties. Either this attorney tried to kick some really nice cops that decided not to rack him with a laundry list of charges (if it would have been me I would have beat him to a pulp with my nightstick and racked his ass in court) or the prosecuting attorney stupidly dropped the most serious of the charges for him. This attorney certainly deserves a lifetime revocation of his bar card in all 50 states and all of the US territories for the assault attempt on at least one cop.

As for the “masturbating” charges, bigger people don’t get much ball sack support from their underwear. He could have been simply digging his balls out of the crack between the gonads and the legs. I have to do that from time to time myself. Of course my dick is never erect when I do this. If that is the case the incidents with only “masturbating” don’t merit criminal charges IMO. If he was actually jacking off IMO he deserves jail time for doing so in a public place. I know I don’t want to see some strange and perverted now former attorney jacking off in a fucking gas station (and possibly have to explain that one to my 11 year old niece) as was charged in one of the incidents. What moron does that — drunk or sober? Also, what next — this now former attorney getting fucked up the ass by a 500 pound “bear” in the bathroom stall at a Wal-Mart? I don’t even want to jack off unless I am in my bedroom in private or with a cute and willing chick.