Some days you just need a good laugh. Today The Honorable Naomi Woods gave it to us with her Trinity St. Clair hooker parody.
I’ve seen some great “Dollar a Day” meme’s before but this one is an instant classic.
Here is what we believed may have inspired the theme of the message and where we should be donating.
But still, you have to admit that the Trinity St. Clair version was funny as hell.
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This is sort of funny but I wish she had gone for the full effect and did a voice over similar to the SPCA Sarah McLachlan commercial tailored to a hooker desperate to keep her expensive home, her $25K per month partying habit and her $150K Bentley as well as keep her fragile, loose as a goose (from getting fucked by six johns each night to pay for that million dollar house, kilos of Peruvian nose candy, pounds of “medical” wacky tobaccy and her expensive as hell Bentley) ass out of jail for all of those un-permitted porn production citations she has racked up lately (which can be a misdemeanor with up to six months each eating slop and cum, nightly beatings with nightsticks, wearing orange scrubs and pink underwear worn by at least 150 other inmates in the recent past, made of the roughest material known to man and washed with the cheapest, nastiest ass “laundry detergent” available, sleeping in the same dormitory cell as 150 other women on thin pads without sheets, blankets or pillows, forced labor maintaining the jail grounds — probably outside in 90 degree weather and getting forcibly ass fucked by every horny male guard working at the LA County Women’s Jail while handcuffed from behind nightly for free — a shock to a woman used to being paid $1500 per hour when being ass fucked by donkey dick). Have “fun” in jail, Ms. St. Clair. I bet you don’t last three days before having to be sent to the psychiatric wing wearing a straitjacket and being shot up with copious amounts of Thorazine from the inability to live with the sharp drop in living standards. 🙂
How is Trinity St Clarir’s not one but two civil court cases are coming along? There has not been any blog reports about the progress or lack thereof on the topic of this ball of misery of hers. The diabolical Ms Slim Shady of porn may be fresh out of options to mount a surmountable legal defense this time around and left to bow to a cave in a buy out settlement to squash the last few known sinister acts of representing unsuspecting porn stars already in licensed and bonded talent agent contracts.
Any News?
Billy, funny you mention Slim Shady (better known as Eminem the crappy rapper known to induce a full arena into severe diarrhea from hearing his extremely crappy “music”). Eminem has been in jail a time or two, maybe he could give Ms. St. Clair pointers on how to hack down weeds with a garden hoe, not piss off the Crips and Bloods, make ramen, bootleg jailhouse hooch and take those donkey dicks she will be taking up her ass every night at the jail (men get those dicks from “five bubba clubs”, women from the guards — ostensibly as part of their “rehabilitation” but in reality rape is a big part of punishment in many American jails and prisons). One thing Ms. St. Clair Idiot has going for her — she has fucked so many johns that those guards “punishing” her with their dicks will likely wear condoms because they don’t want the drip, snotty dick, Mr. Marcus disease of the dick or any other VD from her well-used asshole and throat. I bet they forget to use lube, though — that ought to hurt! 🙂