Comments on: 50 Mistakes Women Make When Having Sex

By: Goddess

Goddess — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 00:39:17 +0000

I think the writer of this article forgot one.

I read a Dear Abby column recently in which a guy was waiting for his wife to come out of the shower so they could have sex. When he went in to see what was taking so long, he found her scrubbing the grout.

So “no scrubbing the grout while your man is waiting to get laid!” Of course that might be an excellent time to get him to commit to a bathroom remodel…

By: Hunter

Hunter — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 19:37:05 +0000

“He/she could be a hermaphrodite… ”

Oh, Julie!!! This thread is like an avalanche, just keeps going downhill! I’m going to go help Lady H and Goddess search for Waldo South.

By: AINews

AINews — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 15:56:16 +0000

Great piece! Though I don’t agree with them all, it’s nice to read the other side of the coin. I rate this piece “Slap Happy”. Makes you want to slap your forehead and yell “D’OH!”, want to slap your knee and laugh out loud, and want to slap your girl and yell, “BITCH!”.

By: juliemeadows

juliemeadows — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 15:02:57 +0000

He/she could be a hermaphrodite… That would explain the need to shove a female head upon the penis while wearing a bra.

By: juliemeadows

juliemeadows — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 04:08:17 +0000

LMAO! It is true, it is true. 😀

By: Goddess

Goddess — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 21:22:15 +0000

Dear Lord, how on earth are you meant to have sex if you have to think of all these things? :))

Angel, it sounds like she’s thinking of them while she’s having sex…LOL!

By: Hunter

Hunter — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 19:48:54 +0000

Okay, I actually had to google “Sierra Nevada”. I figure there can’t be five mountain ranges or colleges. So I’ve made a mental note, “never be naked in the same room with Julie and alcohol” *SMILE*

By: Angel Delight

Angel Delight — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 19:23:12 +0000

While reading this, I didn’t know whether to laugh or cry….Dear Lord, how on earth are you meant to have sex if you have to think of all these things? :))

This is like the ten commandments for sex or something… Or should that be 50 commandments for sex. It’s worse than that magazine ‘Cosmo’!

Noone is perfect, noone is the most spectacular person in bed, we all have different likes and dislikes, some of us (like myself) even choose not to have sex at all at this moment in time for one reason or another.(uh oh, better cart me off to the mental asylum…how loopy am I? LOL) Sorry, slight sarcasm there.:)

It should never be taken as seriously as this folks..As long as noone is getting emotionally or physically hurt,and people are respectful and honest with each other, I say fuck these rules and just..well,… fuck! ;0)Do whatever feels right for you.

By: juliemeadows

juliemeadows — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 17:03:19 +0000

Ah shoot! I misread #45. Sorry Hunter. I was rather impressed with my misread after five Sierra Nevadas. 😀 The butt can be such a lovely place.

By: Goddess

Goddess — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 11:22:14 +0000

Hmm hard to imagine what you HAVEN’T done, Mr. Sex on a Turtle’s Back. And hard to imagine what you’d WANT to do for 30 days in a row. I’m guessing you’re not learning from a Zen Master, so I’m thinking one of those live sex shows over in Amsterdam or wherever. Cuz dang if you’re in Brazil….sigh.