@Lacey: you forgot death via cock in eye socket!
@Mike: told you she was a tough chicklet!!

@Mike –
Imprint was banned by Showtime.

A Serbian Film is banned in most COUNTRIES!!!!!!
We’re talking pretty fucked up shit here…
Newborn rape. (Couldn’t watch that one)
Decapitation/Rape/Necrophilia.
Death by Cock choking.
Forced incest by others at gunpoint.
The movie is definitely fucked up, but the special effects are horrible and the “themes” are so over the top it becomes rather funny.

Other than child or animal abuse, there isn’t much that offends me. I guess I should add stupid people to that list also. Stupid people offend me also. 😉

Makes me wonder if she has seen the Uncut version of “Imprint” that Showtime refused to air. I have it…pretty twisted little movie for sure

@Mike: you had mentioned Lacey’s “thick skin”- she IS pretty damn hard to offend. And she can watch the nastiest, most twisted horror/”torture porn” films without blinking an eye. She actually got through “A Serbian Film” (Google it if you’re not familiar) when I mentioned having read about it and only had to view it through her fingers ONCE, whereas I wouldn’t be able to be in the same room with that on. Tough chicklet.

@Kate: it won’t be about her non high-risk stunt work (she leaves the scary stuff to her husband and father-in-law. She’s already writing it, and oddly enough we had both come up with the same subject…no clues, but trust me, it’s an interesting story…avoid drinking anything when she posts it bc you might shoot your beverage out your nose.

Mike, I want to hear about Lacey’s stuntwoman stuff too. It’s interesting… Maybe she can write about it in her next post. 😉

@Mike: I’m gonna have to start calling her “chicklet” now…..and I am appointing myself her unofficial publicist. As you are aware she is too modest about her writing ability.

Yer a writer now deal widdit just cuz you dont know what kind of fish you caught doesnt mean you arent a fisherman. One a these days we gonna have a sit down cuz I wanna hear all about this stuntwoman stuff…

@Mike, et al: fun facts about Lacey B, given with her approval: she is old enough to be a porn MILF, but not old enough to be a real-world MILF. Porn girl crush: Anikka Albrite. Porn nemesis: Stoya. Seriously, DON’T get her started on Stoya. Favorite dog: French bulldog. Generally dislikes porn with cheesy storylines. Could drink most people under the table (consider where she lives). If you ate planning to visit NOLA, she would be happy to give you expert advice on navigating the French Quarter. Knows a lot about fairly obscure Dirty South rap. If you would like to show your appreciation for her work in a way other than verbal praise, a gift certificate to goodvibrations.com, smittenkitten.com, and similar quality adult toy sites would be both practical and appropriate as the cheap onrs her accountant side allows her to buy always break, and this accountant side also won’t allow her to invest in any high-end toys that aren’t assembled in China by 12-year-olds paid 50 cents a day.