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Some observations from the “Sunshine State” …part DEUX…Miami Exxxotica

Lindsey Lovehands — Sun, 23 May 2010 14:52:43 +0000

It is late May and I have been a "Floridian" now...officially...for six months. For those of you that didn't read the first entry of my extemporaneous observations on Florida-living, go back and read "Some observations from the 'Sunshine State' " from awhile back. I just got home from Exxxotica Miami, it was my second year there and it was a blast. The show opened on Friday May 14th...and just like last year..as I walked from the parking lot to the front of the Miami Convention Center (incidentally...for you fans of pugilistic endeavors [ bet you didn't know a porn chick knew words like "pugilistic"] the convention center was where the great Muhammad Ali defeated Sonny Liston in 1964 for the "Heavyweight Championship of the World...WORld..WOrld..worl...."), I was met by Ron Jeremy, and he remembered me from last year.

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Today’s Lesson: Don’t judge a SLUT by her cover

Lindsey Lovehands — Tue, 06 Apr 2010 16:44:03 +0000

I have to tell you about my weekend. But to properly tell you the story I need to go back in time a few months to the first night I walked into 2001 Odyssey in Tampa, Florida. For those of you that live in Tampa, or have ever visited Tampa, you know the place. If you have never been to Tampa, what's keeping you? Anyway, so I went into the club one Saturday night after I moved here. To make a really long story MUCH shorter (trust me, you'll thank me) I will fast-forward a bit. I met Delilah Strong, porn mega-star and multiple AVN award-winner my first day. You know Delilah, Mike knows her. She is a veteran of over 500 movies and has many box covers to her credit. She is one luscious piece of Sicilian-Puerto-Rican ass. Delilah is a member of the "Kennedy Family" of the porn world. Her mother was Deborah Coxx who performed in the 80's, her sister is Samantha Strong (and yes they have appeared together before) and her cousin is Courtney Cummz. That is a regular familial porn dynasty! She has won "Best Three-way Sex Scene" and the coveted "Dirtiest Girl in Porn" at the AVNs.

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What does Ellen add to American Idol?

Lindsey Lovehands — Tue, 02 Mar 2010 19:25:46 +0000

I am an American Idol fan....I know that it has become cliched lately..becoming more about the "behind-the-scenes" sob-stories as each season, more and more of the world's supposed "every-day Joe's" leave behind their mundane world's of being a waitress at the Waffle House in Huntsville or cleaning Porto-Jons in Peoria, to chase their lifelong dream of becoming the next Beyonce'. Consequently, with every audition in each different city all over America, there are new stories of sadness, overcoming adversity, surviving horrible tragedies or illness, or being paroled just in time to make the audition. It seems each person is trying to out-do the other with whose story is the most gut-wrenching, the most awe-inspiring, in other words, whose story is most commercially viable?

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Welcome to the United Nanny Socialist States of America (UNSSA)

Lindsey Lovehands — Sat, 27 Feb 2010 22:27:28 +0000

Amidst the controversy surrounding New York Governor Patterson’s rather un-ceremonious and, more importantly, unexpected, announcement, that he is not going to complete his term as governor, I have become aware of another interesting, yet unrelated, development. Recently, in yet another all-to-commonplace occurrence, Big Brother has decided that HE knows better than you do when it comes […]

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Charity Begins at Home….

Lindsey Lovehands — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 15:01:10 +0000

I am getting ready to go on “Bubba the Love Sponge Show” this morning….if you are in the Tampa Bay area or want to listen tune into http://streaming.theboneonline.com/ and tune into “Listen Live”. So anyway, I was doing my makeup, flawless as always…lol…and I heard about the dust-up that Bubba caused last week with his […]

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Tiger Woods ©2009 vs. Michael Vick ©2009

Lindsey Lovehands — Sun, 20 Dec 2009 15:37:44 +0000

First I just want to say “THANK YOU” to Mike, Hunter and Lady H, Julie Meadows (for sending me the “guilt message” on my Youtube channel about WHEN I was going to write another article…lol…thanks Julie for “ringing my bell”) and all the other really sweet and caring people who have written me such thoughtful […]

Some observations from the “Sunshine State”

Lindsey Lovehands — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 00:55:02 +0000

I am sitting at the computer and have been fairly scatter-brained since getting here…obviously the major-league “up-rooting” that I just completed in a severely compressed time frame would probably take the wind out of most people’s sails. Fortunately, with the help of great friends like Mike South and others, I have survived and am not […]

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Friendship is a precious, albeit, rare thing….

Lindsey Lovehands — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 16:43:32 +0000

First off…to Julie Meadows…you are an AWSEOME writer. Great minds must think alike because EVERY time I start to write a post I refresh the home page and you posted one just before…I don’t want to steal your thunder girl because you are a far superior writer to me. Mike, I am so glad you […]

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The State of the “Union”?

Lindsey Lovehands — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 19:23:00 +0000

First off, I want to say real quickly….the December 2009 issue of HUSTLER is out….check out page 71 and you will see me. YEAH! Thanks to Mike for taking such wonderful pics! I hope to get that full-spread soon…hint, hint Mike. Okay…now for the “meat” of my post. What in the HELL is going on […]

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Michael Thomas Strother’s lucky rabbits foot “rabbit’s foot” … who knew?

Lindsey Lovehands — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 16:35:42 +0000

Saturday Michael came over because we were WAY behind on our content shoots…every time over the last few weeks we had planned to shoot something came up…either for me or Mike…and we would cancel. In anticipation of Michael being gone for five weeks we decided to spend all day Saturday shooting so that Michael […]

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