KaydenKross, Author at Mike South

Some Excellent Financial Advice For Performers

KaydenKross — Fri, 16 Aug 2013 19:00:27 +0000

The entire piece from which this was excerpted can be read at unkrossed.com Louis Vuitton purses are retarded. That’s right. I used the r-word. So are Prada purses, Gucci, Valentino, Fendi, and every other tote bag made out of two strips of stitched-together leather embossed with a brand name and accented with some heavy zippers. […]

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Gone Fishing

KaydenKross — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 03:59:51 +0000

Gone Fishing I’ve been traveling a bit lately. I’ve actually been through six states this week. The weekend was spent in Sacramento and Monday in LA preparing for another week away from home. Yesterday was one of those all day travel days. I was awake at 4am to get to the airport to fly to […]

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What Would Make You Pay For Porn

KaydenKross — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 18:25:05 +0000

Adam and Eve is finally rolling out with “The 8th Day”. Now it has a Twitter page. Yes. My porn tweets (twitter.com/The8thDayXXX). The signings are starting. The back seat of my truck is littered with posters. And then as I was leaving set the other day my truck was also filled with 6 very big […]

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2 Degrees

KaydenKross — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 19:10:57 +0000

I’m in the make up trailer on day 10 of 11 for Adam and Eve’s biggest movie of the year, Rawhide 2. Thirty minutes ago I stepped in to touch up and change outfits for my final sex scene of the movie, and of course, being a porn chick, I had to check my phone. […]

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Evil Bunny Gremlins

KaydenKross — Sat, 30 May 2009 21:46:18 +0000

Have you ever had a pet rabbit? I have. I’ve had dozens of them. Here’s my dirty little secret: I was in FFA. I was a Future Farmer of America. I had the blue corduroy jacket with the little badges. I had the sturdy shoes. And I had rabbits. When other 14 and 15 year […]

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I have a solution

KaydenKross — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 16:20:08 +0000

OK so I just stopped by this site to see what recent porn happenings I could catch up on, and lo and behold, there are none. The last post was 5 days ago, and it was my post, and it was not at all related to porn. It was me playing cowboys and Indians. And […]

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Pre-Columbus-Horse-Owning-Indians

KaydenKross — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 07:03:03 +0000

People think I’m joking when I say I want to be and Indian when I grow up. A pre-Columbian Indian, except with horses. I think they had it right. Stress is not supposed to be a lifelong malady. Stress is supposed to happen in spurts to motivate us to get away from saber tooth tigers […]

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Reprinted from democracynow.org

KaydenKross — Mon, 20 Apr 2009 19:32:44 +0000

Swedish Court Sentences Founders of File-Sharing Website A Swedish court has sentenced the four founders of the file-sharing website Pirate Bay to one year in prison and to pay a $3.5 million fine for violating copyright laws. The men were convicted even though they did not host copyrighted works on their own servers. Instead, the […]

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America does the World: American History as a gonzo film, a three-disk set.

KaydenKross — Mon, 13 Apr 2009 03:54:06 +0000

Here’s what I learned in school this week Disk 1: Barely Legal Scene one: B/B/B/B/G “Discovery of the New World” Portugal, Spain, France and England run a train on the Americas. Russia tries to make love to Alaska in the corner. Scene two: B/B/B/B/G “The Slave Trade” Same as above, on West Africa Scene three: […]

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IVD group hug moment

KaydenKross — Sun, 29 Mar 2009 19:29:49 +0000

If I were to document this exact moment I would bore you. I’m cold because the maid service is cleaning my hotel room and the door is wide open and humid states like to counteract their natural environment with over-zealous air conditioning. I’m procrastinating. It’s a little after 2pm and I’ve been down at the […]

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