Comments on: CDC Advises Folks To Not Kiss Their Chickens https://mikesouth.com/animals/cdc-advises-folks-to-not-kiss-their-chickens-51129/ The institute for the advance study of insensitivity and pornography Mon, 16 Sep 2019 06:42:50 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.7.2 By: mharris127 https://mikesouth.com/animals/cdc-advises-folks-to-not-kiss-their-chickens-51129/#comment-35927 Mon, 16 Sep 2019 06:42:50 +0000 http://mikesouth.com/?p=51129#comment-35927 Bill Margold as a chicken fucker? How does a man fuck chickens, anyway? A chicken’s head has way too sharp of a beak to shove up the human ass and their dicks are literally microscopic. I can see a woman shoving a chicken head up her cunt (although I don’t want to) but there is no way for a man to fuck a chicken. Other than maybe Leigh “Skank” Raven and her also skanky partner Nikki “Skankier” Hearts, I don’t see anyone that I could imagine fucking a chicken. Ok, maybe Mr. Marcus would try now that he can’t get any due to his “Mr. Syphilis” scandal.

Just in case someone thinks otherwise, I am joking about anyone fucking chickens as the reporter writing the above article was about Bill Margold actually fucking chickens. I have heard about movies in the Netherlands where ladies fucked donkeys, horses and sheep, though. Maybe Billy boy went over there and fucked them. Margold is now in either Heaven or Hell, if he is in the latter his mouth and ass are probably full of Satan’s pitchforked dick quite often. If he is in Heaven he is likely fucking Linda Lovelace up the ass right now while she is getting fucked up the cunt by John Holmes’ now 25 inch barrel dick.

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