Comments on: Holy smokes! Is Lana Rhoades @lanarhoades really pregnant? https://mikesouth.com/adult-expo/holy-smokes-is-lana-rhoades-lanarhoades-really-pregnant-27099/ The institute for the advance study of insensitivity and pornography Sun, 11 Sep 2022 03:58:23 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.7.2 By: mharris127 https://mikesouth.com/adult-expo/holy-smokes-is-lana-rhoades-lanarhoades-really-pregnant-27099/#comment-32896 Mon, 02 Jul 2018 01:38:18 +0000 http://mikesouth.com/?p=27099#comment-32896 I haven’t been on ADT in years but if she really said that then she has a few screws loose in her head. Who the fuck eats shit? The “feces eater” plus the third grade spelling comment usually translates into calling someone a retard without using that word. How the fuck is anyone else reading to know that she is the one person in all of California that eats shit (I would also have liked a front row seat to Stephie Black’s reaction to that comment). As for lip injections, what the fuck doctor does them to the point where her lips are bigger than her eyeballs? If that is true she needs to find another lip doctor, the one she has is fucking up royally! I was trying to be nice about it but now I doubly feel sorry for Lana and her lips. I hope the excessive whatever docs use to plump up lips injections is reversable. Where the hell you got the idea that she would fuck a “potted plant” I don’t fucking know — no director currently making adult films would even go there — I doubt Khan Tusion would have even gone there! I would love to see Jacky St. James’ response to a scene request with fucking using potted plants or eating shit. I wouldn’t love to have to clean up her puke after the latter, though. Quadruple anal likely isn’t on any sane director’s list of acceptable sex acts, either.

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By: Hop Sing https://mikesouth.com/adult-expo/holy-smokes-is-lana-rhoades-lanarhoades-really-pregnant-27099/#comment-32893 Sun, 01 Jul 2018 20:15:16 +0000 http://mikesouth.com/?p=27099#comment-32893 Matthew Harris: her spelling speaks for itself and tells the bigger story that her intelligence is quite limited. I never said “retarded” (I don’t use that word but obviously you’re OK with throwing it around). Second, God didn’t “saddle” her with those lips; those are injections, fool. Third, on her adt thread she was very open about eating the feces of her partner(s).

Just another example of interjecting yourself into a topic you know nothing about for the sole intent of interjecting yourself into a topic.

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By: mharris127 https://mikesouth.com/adult-expo/holy-smokes-is-lana-rhoades-lanarhoades-really-pregnant-27099/#comment-32892 Sun, 01 Jul 2018 18:32:58 +0000 http://mikesouth.com/?p=27099#comment-32892 What did Lana do to you, Hop? If I recall this is the second Lana article where you commented with an insult toward her. I do have to give it to you, though. I am pretty blunt and crude myself but I haven’t called anyone a feces eater (which along with your comment about her spelling makes your comment the equivalent of calling her a retard of which she is not — really classy of you) or commented about women getting fucked up the ass with a potted plant. Hell, you may as well make it a marijuana plant while you are at it and go for the trifecta, calling her a drug pusher as well. Please note that I don’t think Lana is retarded, a drug pusher or do I think she will ever do quadruple anal or be fucked up the ass by a potted marijuana plant.

As for Lana’s lips, I feel sorry for her that she was saddled with them. God must have a screwed up sense of humor. However, she seems to be doing OK in porn — even not being fucked by potted plants or taking four dicks up her ass at the same time — so they can’t be as grotesque as you claim.

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By: Hop Sing https://mikesouth.com/adult-expo/holy-smokes-is-lana-rhoades-lanarhoades-really-pregnant-27099/#comment-32891 Sun, 01 Jul 2018 07:47:34 +0000 http://mikesouth.com/?p=27099#comment-32891 Lana the feces eater. Her spelling is at the level of a third grader with special needs. Looks positively absurd with that grotesque ass, lips, and tits. What a tragedy.

Anyone know when her quadruple anal scene is dropping? What about the one where she takes a potted plant in her ass?

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By: Karmafan https://mikesouth.com/adult-expo/holy-smokes-is-lana-rhoades-lanarhoades-really-pregnant-27099/#comment-32890 Sun, 01 Jul 2018 03:57:12 +0000 http://mikesouth.com/?p=27099#comment-32890 We are talking about Karla Kush.

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By: Kelli https://mikesouth.com/adult-expo/holy-smokes-is-lana-rhoades-lanarhoades-really-pregnant-27099/#comment-32888 Sun, 01 Jul 2018 00:27:29 +0000 http://mikesouth.com/?p=27099#comment-32888 Guys, she’s not really pregnant. The article even says “So turns out she was having just a little bit of silly fun with her fans down under.”

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By: Karmafan https://mikesouth.com/adult-expo/holy-smokes-is-lana-rhoades-lanarhoades-really-pregnant-27099/#comment-32887 Sat, 30 Jun 2018 22:57:07 +0000 http://mikesouth.com/?p=27099#comment-32887 If the baby ends up being biracial that should cut down on the number of possible fathers it could be.

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By: mharris127 https://mikesouth.com/adult-expo/holy-smokes-is-lana-rhoades-lanarhoades-really-pregnant-27099/#comment-32886 Sat, 30 Jun 2018 22:10:34 +0000 http://mikesouth.com/?p=27099#comment-32886 Pregnancy without a full internal pop is not common but it does happen. A woman can get knocked up from what is commonly called pre-cum that comes out of the dick in small quantities all throughout penetrative sex. Therefore everyone Karla fucked within four weeks in either direction of her estimated conception date is potentially the father of her kid — and that assumes she has a normal menstrual cycle when not pregnant. In some women that can be up to 90 days before and at least three weeks after the estimated conception date. If she were applying for welfare in Michigan (which she is not — evidently she didn’t use Medicaid to pay for the pregnancy but it is a stroke of almost either pure luck or that there is a God that she didn’t need to, California has equivalent Medicaid benefits under their MediCal program) the policy is anyone that fucked her within 90 days before and up to 90 days after the estimated conception date would be required to submit to a state-paid pregnancy test to determine paternity. If no one pops positive in those tests as the father, she would go to prison for welfare fraud. I don’t know what California’s policy is but by federal law they have to attempt to find the father to bill for any Medicaid or cash welfare bills relating to a pregnancy (Medicaid and cash welfare benefits are majority funded federally in most states including California).

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By: Emily Myers https://mikesouth.com/adult-expo/holy-smokes-is-lana-rhoades-lanarhoades-really-pregnant-27099/#comment-32883 Fri, 29 Jun 2018 21:49:21 +0000 http://mikesouth.com/?p=27099#comment-32883 But how many of those scenes were creampies? Realistically, the risk of pregnancy from sex without internal ejaculation is very low. Narrow the list of potential on camera sperm donors to those who completed the sex act in its original form. I don’t have the inclination to do this research, but another party might. Regardless, I would love that episode of day time television.

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By: mharris127 https://mikesouth.com/adult-expo/holy-smokes-is-lana-rhoades-lanarhoades-really-pregnant-27099/#comment-32863 Tue, 26 Jun 2018 18:52:02 +0000 http://mikesouth.com/?p=27099#comment-32863 The girls are probably looking for a legally obligated sugar daddy (i. e. required to pay child support). I know I don’t want to knock some chick I barely know up. Fortunately I know how to use a condom. Of course in Karla Kush’s case there are probably 10 or more possible baby daddies so she may never know who her kid’s father really is (or the kid will look like Evan Stone, Steven St. Croix, James Deen, Xander Corvus, etc. when he/she turns 18). I am not knocking on Karla but pregnancy is a hazard of the adult film industry and she was working multiple times each week. Even if she can pin down conception to a 26-28 day period that leaves 10 or more possible sperm donors (and that assumes she has a reliable menstrual cycle — in some women it can be 60 or even 90 days between period — that could bring the number of possible sperm donors into the stratosphere). If she escorts that could be up to 30 (assuming a reliable 26-28 day menstrual cycle) and she probably wouldn’t know the john’s real name to track him down for child support (if she even cares to, as long as she doesn’t need welfare benefits she doesn’t have to even try to pin a father on her baby). I am just thankful she didn’t kill (aka abort) the kid. It is sad to say but in this society a woman going ahead and birthing the child conceived in this situation deserves a medal and a $100K check from some pro-life group. Too many people just kill the kid and call it a day (women in the US legally kill a fetus about 650K times each year according to Google who obtained the data from the CDC).

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