Girlfriend 4.0 It Had to Happen:

I got this in my email yesterdayit defies description, you have to read it.

GirlFriend 4.0 is the ultimate tool for getting laid! GirlFriend 4.0 is a personal virtual robot that works hard to manage your love life while you’re busy doing other things. Here are some of the things that GirlFriend 4.0 will do for you:

Never forget her dress size, birthday, or favorite flower again!

By using “GirlFriend” you can track a girl’s general information (Name, Address, Phone, Birth Date, Email, etc.), her Description, Profession, Likes/Dislikes, Favorites, Hobbies, Personality, Hookup Ablity, Baggage and much, much more! There are over 100 fields, selections, and ratings you can use to fully describe your babe’s every action/reaction, nicety/nuance. You can even add her picture!

Always remember the ‘Little Things’ and send her regular email notes!

“Auto Reminders” will automatically remind you to send her a card or a flower ‘Just because’, as well as keeping track of any special dates or anniversaries. You’ll never forget to give her the attention she wants and deserves. Just set up GirlFriend 4.0, check your GirlFriend 4.0 Agent once a day, apply as directed, and start cashing in brownie points.

Come up with creative dates ideas, and remember every detail!

The “Date Generator” will generate ideas for you based on a girl’s hobbies and interests. But you might not have enough cash to go out every night of the week with a different girl. This is where the “Date Generator” really shines. It can generate creative and fun date ideas for you based on the dollar range you select! Additionally GirlFriend 4.0 helps you schedule and prepare for the date with the “Date Scheduler” feature as well as track what happened during the date in the “Date Log.”

Is she worth it?

Using GirlFriend 4.0’s “Indexes” you can calculate out the average cost per date, how well she performs compared to other girls, and how her stats stack up, so that you can determine whether or not she’s worth it.

GirlFriend 4.0 is the ultimate tool for getting laid! GirlFriend 4.0 is a personal virtual robot that works hard to manage your love life while you’re busy doing other things. Here are some of the things that GirlFriend 4.0 will do for you:

Never forget her dress size, birthday, or favorite flower again!

By using “GirlFriend” you can track a girl’s general information (Name, Address, Phone, Birth Date, Email, etc.), her Description, Profession, Likes/Dislikes, Favorites, Hobbies, Personality, Hookup Ablity, Baggage and much, much more! There are over 100 fields, selections, and ratings you can use to fully describe your babe’s every action/reaction, nicety/nuance. You can even add her picture!

Always remember the ‘Little Things’ and send her regular email notes!

“Auto Reminders” will automatically remind you to send her a card or a flower ‘Just because’, as well as keeping track of any special dates or anniversaries. You’ll never forget to give her the attention she wants and deserves. Just set up GirlFriend 4.0, check your GirlFriend 4.0 Agent once a day, apply as directed, and start cashing in brownie points.

Come up with creative dates ideas, and remember every detail!

The “Date Generator” will generate ideas for you based on a girl’s hobbies and interests. But you might not have enough cash to go out every night of the week with a different girl. This is where the “Date Generator” really shines. It can generate creative and fun date ideas for you based on the dollar range you select! Additionally GirlFriend 4.0 helps you schedule and prepare for the date with the “Date Scheduler” feature as well as track what happened during the date in the “Date Log.”

Is she worth it?

Using GirlFriend 4.0’s “Indexes” you can calculate out the average cost per date, how well she performs compared to other girls, and how her stats stack up, so that you can determine whether or not she’s worth it.

Finally your computer can take all the guess work out of dating and dealing with Chicks…I’m gonna check this program out, you will get a full report here soon. I’m especially intrigued by the “yeild” thing that gives you the average cost per date and how she compares to the other girls…the possibilities here are endless….

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