'This is horrible' Stormy Daniels Bombs on Long Island

‘This is horrible’ – Stormy Daniels Bombs on Long Island

The porn star’s feature dance set, performed to ’80s dance music, neither attracted fans nor impressed Long Island locals

 

Stormy Daniels got a lukewarm response from patrons of a Long Island strip club Thursday night — as the bar’s dancers griped that her star power was taking their tips away.

Daniels, who allegedly was paid $130,000 to keep quiet about an affair with Donald Trump, received a smattering of bills from the crowd — and a ton of shade from the strippers – here in the land of quiet dignity that gave the world Joey Buttafuoco  and The Amityville Horor.

Britney breaks it down

Don’t be messin’ with Britney’s tips

“A guy would rather see Stormy Daniels on stage than get a dance from one of us,” a dancer named Britney told The Post before Daniels made her appearance at Gossip Club NY.

“I guess it’s kind of cool to meet a porn star — she seems like an all right person.”

Located in an affluent hamlet on central Long Island, the Gossip Club caters to commuting douchebags. The venue has become infamous for its bald-headed door guys in permanent road rage; its $15 to 20 cover charge; its fetid, smoky conditions (no need to Vape!); and a collection of drowsy house dancers with ambiguous ethnicities and roughly the same number of tattoos as a prison gang.

One Trump supporter, a VIP member of Gossip Club named John, was unconvinced about Daniels’s alleged relationship.

“He’s The Donald, he could have anyone he wants,” John said of the president’s choice of possible mistresses.

“I don’t think [Stormy’s] hot at all — I think she’s average.”

Around midnight, Daniels came out wearing a Little Red Riding Hood costume and flaunted her curves to the crowd. The former Wicked Pictures director’s gold dress was reportedly away being analyzed for traces of semen..

“Anybody ready for Stormy Daniels? Make some noise!” the DJ announced to a silent room.

Daniels engaged the crowd and accepted tips in discreet places until she eventually dropped Little Red’s riding hood to unleash all her assets.

“This is horrible,” one patron said during the performance.

Another stripper slammed the appearance — which included ’80s dance music — as a cliche throwback.

“It was trashy,” the stripper said. “Kind of boring and real old-school.”

A security guard with the club said the venue pulls in more people on an average weekday than Daniels did Thursday night.

New York Post

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3 Replies to “‘This is horrible’ – Stormy Daniels Bombs on Long Island”

  1. sam mfc

    I take that the writer has never been to a strip club. House dancers always accuse the Feature dancer of getting all the money & attention from customers. YES! the strip paid her to perform there because she can draw in a crowd.
    What does she care about Stormy’s music choices are, it works for Stormy. Does she take other dancer’s preference in music when on main stage? The age group Stormy or you will make the most money off of grew up with that 80s music. Always play music that will make the customer’s smile & then spend $$$.
    I was a stripper in the 90s, so I played 70s music and banked. Sadly, Britney has not figured that out & wouldn’t be so upset about Stormy making $$$ in there if her game was better.
    Calling Stormy trashy, who is getting paid major bucks to work there & who pays the club a house fee every night? Plenty of strip clubs never have feature dancers because the house girls are hot enough to keep the place busy.
    Really rude to call paying customers “commuting douchebags” they have a job & commute to it. They go in for a few drinks & titties everywhere they look. So after a day of work it’s bad to blow off some steam at the local watering hole?
    Management should be pissed at the door guy, the other dancers for trashing their club, patrons & the feature dancer. Cause now if anyone reads this knows to avoid that clubs & the dancers with a bad attitude.
    Considering this club might hire other pornstars as features. Now any porn star doing feature dancing there will know the house girl’s game is weak & she can clean up.

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