Mike Sends Me This re Star E Knights Departure from Jill Kelly Productions:

I talked to Star…

she was nice enough to set the record straight so here it is…

“My contract was indeed up for renegotiation between both the actress and company (JKP) in December of 2002 and I basically decided not to re-sign. Anything stated elsewhere is total falsehood. I am a business woman now…in pursuit of making my earnings, and leaving the industry for good. If people find that anymore unrespectable than staying in a business where I have to fuck people to make a living…then I must reconsider what kind of people they could possibly be. I know in the beginning it was my choice…I never throw out the fact that it was a decision completely accepted as my own responsibility. But things change, and so do people…as well as their minds change. I met someone, I am in love, and I want to start a family who will not be subject to a phase in life that I have been through.

Understand…when I say I’m treating this business like a BUSINESS that I will continue to make decisions based on MY NEEDS, as it is MY BODY, MY LIFE, and MY REPUTATION in question here…nobody elses.”

Dr X sends me this from his site Crossroads Edge:

Sherman’s Better Late Then Never Awards For ADULT Expo 2003 :

Welcome my friends to the show that NEVER ends. My name is Sherman, and I’ll be your guide thru Porn Valley and Beyond, where fantasy is Real, and reality is NOT! Press releases, Horse’s Mouths and “inside” info Spews from your mouth, onto these pages.Today, I’m NOBODY…..and tomorrow? I’ll stilll be NOBODY, but those who pass thru this space? They could become LEGENDS {in their own minds of course and perhaps yours as well…)

For those of you still around, PLEASE remember this: The following information is unleashed for entertainment purposes only, any attempt of Journalistic integrity is strictly accidental, open minded {if not always popular} opinions intentional. Some entertainment unleashed here may not be for the feeble hearted, {but it comes from the heart. For you College Graduates, please accept my sincere apologies now if I occasionally mispelle a word here or their, forget to properly phrase something, {my high school principal was amazed to be handing me a diploma}. }. For the True Warriors of the Wastelands out there, yes, we’re hypocrites, no, we mean no disrespect to any specific form of human {or otherwise} existence, but pride ourselves on being equal opportunity offenders.

This information was collected and created strictly by humans, mistakes are inevitable, and can be corrected, but please remember what mama always said: “Sticks and Stones may Break My Bones, but Words Can never harm me¦…

And finally, please, always, always, remember this:
That while this may be called the “Adult” Entertainment Industry, most of the people involved, act nothing like adults, and YES, some people really are that stupid, {they hired me didn’t they?}. Shall we begin?
Sherman’s Better Late Then Never Awards For ADULT Expo 2003 :

“Snow White and the Seven Dwarf’s” Award goes to
{according to the “2003 AVN ADULT ENTERTAINMENT EXPO
EXHIBITOR BOOTH ANNOUNCEMENTS AND TALENT APPEARANCES”
List, given to journalist’s in the press room} states that Vivid Video, booth 7004 has
Jenna and the Vivid Girls. If you think that wasn’t tacky enough, perhaps the 2 Body Guards lurching over Jenna was. One journalist was reportedly told to back off because she was getting too close to Jenna, what was she going to do? Take her picture, promote her? Hey, at the very least, it had everyone in stitches laughing. Perhaps, next year, she can part the Red Sea?

When does VIP really mean nothing? goes to:
All of the so called celebrities in town for something else and tried to crash the AVN awards, and were sent packing, oops!!!!!!!
“Casper the Friendly Ghost invites you to Party” award goes to:

Jill Kelly Productions for it’s proposed party at the Ghost Bar at the Palms Hotel,
Where Jill Kelly Productions was staying. Seeing as no one from Jill Kelly Productions, Least of all their so called “publicist” Jason Seacrest has ever really explained why so many so many people {including performers} got jerked around, and why there was NO one ready to take the blame for this mess, you gotta wonder. Here are a couple of the stories going around:
Seems someone representing JKP booked this gig at the Ghost Bar, apparently expecting A small group of people. When the guest list passed 300, they moved the party to a suite, At that point, apparently, the guest list was revised, who decided which performers, directors, distributors, retailers and let’s not forgot us whining journalist’s who were Removed {and why} we’ll never know. Sources tell us Jill Kelly herself actually called some people to tell them of the change, who she chose to call and why, we’ll never know. My guess is that she only had certain numbers, fair enough. But wouldn’t a capable publicist at the very least have a list of contact numbers for his media people? Someone, {we’re assuming it was Jason}, handed the guest list to Jeff, the able minded in house security down stairs and told him to deal with it.
Jeff did his job, a lot of people got jerked around, paid 20 bucks to ride an elevator to the Ghost bar where there was no one. And left. Where was Jason? {who assured people, they were on the list, and that he would be taking care of it personally,} is anyone’s guess. Would it surprise anyone if I told you the list was checked independently and some of those he looked in the eye and said were on this list were NOT?
To be fair to Jason, this was a Porno party, so let’s cut him some slack for it being screwed up. Fair enough, but it doesn’t explain why he ran and didn’t face everyone and try and explain the situation, {i.e. do his job} nor as of this being written has Jill Kelly Productions offered any type of explanation regarding the situation. Perhaps Jason’s getting a raw deal here, possible, then someone else at Jill Kelly Productions decided “fuck these people” and that, better we party with a select group of people, then handle An Unfortunate situation as a company. Regardless, what does this say about Jill Kelly Productions?
You’ll call us whiners, so be it. But at least we’re whiners with a little class, and you may privately “threaten” us by NOT allowing us to be looked in the eye,
And lied to again, do what you have to do. At least you’ll know where to find us, we won’t be hiding, and when we say we’re going to do something, it gets done, which, by Jill Kelly Productions own actions, is more then I can say for Jill Kelly Productions, whining or not……..

Ringling Brothers Best Party:
Who says chaos cannot run supreme? When you’ve got Doctors, Midgets, Awesome New babes, Free booze, Ron Jeremy and absolute insanity running wild, you’ve got yourself a party.Yes there was a guest list, yes it was being handled properly, this was the annual Top Bucks Photo Shoot Party for 2003. Held during Inner Next, Top Buck’s bash was the place to be. Be sure to check out www.topbucks.com

Our Better Late Then Never Award goes to
Aurora Snow: One of the most popular performers amongst porn journalist’s, Aurora’s spent the past couple of years churning out one awesome scene after another, With little reconignition for her efforts. XRCO was the first to award those efforts, now AVN’s up to speed. Way to go Aurora!!!!!!!!!!

The Invisible Man goes to:
Ice T, who was slated to be visible at Pleasure’s Productions Booth but I never saw. Oh well, we just had to suffer with not 1, or 2, but 3 babes in Gina Lynn, Kystal Steele And Nikki Benz instead…..

The Class Act award goes to:
Paul Fishbein, Adult Video News. Fish was being interviewed by 60 minutes and They wanted to go up on top of Elegant Angel’s booth for a portion of the interview.Paul made sure and asked for and got permission from Patrick Collins before doing so.

The Classiest Lady was…
Sharon Mitchell, who went off on a certain photographer for doing his thing, while she was trying to do hers. The next day, Mitch found the same shutter bug and apologized for screaming, no apology expected or needed, but shows total class…….
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Never Judge a Book By it’s Cover award goes to:
Dave Cummings, who was introduced to one sexy individual during the Inner-next show Only to find out that the she was really a He……..
Sad But True: Porn ‘s News of the Weird award goes to:
Ron Jeremy and Butch Patrick {aka’ Eddie Munster]. After the 2 swapped glossies, they began comparing personal info, leaving Ron shocked to find out that he was older then Eddie Munster!!!!!

Best Choice for Contestants for the “Blind Date” Show:
Jodie Moore and Jack Osbourne, One of the funnier rumors around the floor was that The 2 went on a date, to where?

The Three Kings Unite again……
> YES, that was John Stagliano, John Leslie and Patrick Collins talking on the floor,
About what? Mum’s the word, but one source says Patrick wants to sell out to John
Stagliano……
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The Still Crazy After All these Years award goes to:
Christy Canyon, Victoria Paris and Selena Steele, who stopped traffic dead, simply talking. Close by, 1 current performer remarked, “who are the old broads”?

The Future’s So Bright I gotta wear shades award goes to:
Sunset Thomas, name anyone who helped Vince Neil open the AVN awards, co host another party,Was seen everywhere during the show, and still found time to do the meet and greet’s at the VCA booth? She’s got all the right people in all the right places surrounding her, And she looks AMAZING, great attitude, this should be her year……
Best Audtion for a Music Video Gig:
Tawny Roberts, who was apparently spotted in her Ozporns garb and approached about being in a music video. Those making the video want her to submit some hots
From the show in her outfit, good luck……
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Luckiest Journalist for 2003:
He wishes to remain anonymous, but his in-depth interview was said to include some stunning curves………

Most Relaxed Publicist:
Harry Weiss, dressed casually, with a good group of responsible performers signing at the Smash pictures booth, no drama and all smiles……
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Coolest Mainstream Actor spotted on the floor:
Butch Patrick, fresh off his appearance on ETV’s Star Dates, Butch was representing www.goforit.com and casually walked around got his picture taken with the babes, swapped glossies and just had fun

TOP PHOTO OPP’S:
According to an independent survey amongst the Pornarazzi’s:

1: Jessie Jane Digital Playground
2: VCA Pictures Booth, whether it was Sunset Thomas, Tawny Roberts, Chloe, Juli
Meadows, Ginger Lynn, or the Ozporns, the booth was a zoo!!!!!
3: Jessica Drake: Smash Pictures or anywhere else……
> 4: Red Light District booth all new babes for your viewing pleasure.
5: Teanna Kai Mid Night Entertainment booth
6: Sin City Booth: When you’ve got the twins, the Kerkoves and Karina,
you’ve got lots of flashes going off constantly.
7: Private Video Booth: Jodie Moore and lots, and lots, and lots of babes, what more do you want?
8:Las Vegas Novelties booth: Where else will you find Ron Jeremy, Vince Neil and a dozen or so of the biggest names in the room together at any given time?
9: Dasha/Brianna Banks: Vivid Video booth, awesome ladies, awesome job!!!!!
10: Sean Micheals booth: Always a mad house…..
11: MTV Real World House invaded by Porn stars
12: Brittany Andrews and her penis
13: Being Butch Patrick’s {aka’ Eddie Munster} personal photographer for a day

Other news:
Can someone correct me pleasezzz…
Is Gina Lynn under contract to Pleasure Productions or Club Jenna.com? Credit Club Jenna for a large part of Gina’s sudden main stream visibility and they are running her web site, so what gives?
What was all the drama with Vince Neil and his ex back stage at the AVN awards about?
How much can one expect to get for an AVN award on ebay? Keep an eye, apparently some vanished during the show. Credit AVN with a quick apology and swift Response in dealing with it….
Good News Kids…. Word has it that Mega Babee Ann Marie has spilt with
Noted director Andre Madness, and that she’s back doing boy girl, sorry for the break up,
But can’t wait to see her get some extra pepperoni.
Jewel De Nyle is rumored to be hosting the next XRCO show, does she know this?
The Twins are reportedly getting ready to do a movie with Bridgette Kerkove which promises to give new meaning to the term Double dipping…..
Which Major Porn company is said to be talking to a well established publicist after getting an ear full from it’s contract babes regarding their publicity?
What will be the next BIG craze to hit the Jizz Bizz? Will it entail hitting someone else?
Which mainstream B Queen is said to be contemplating doing porn?
Which company is said to have the best shot at securing the highly sought after “exclusive” services of Jessica Drake?

And Finally Alexander The Poet ….uuumm Chimes in:

“So You Want To Be A Male Pornstar?” by Alexander The Poet 01.25.03
If you want to get into porn,
I wish you lots and lots of good luck
Because you will not be alone,
There will be people watching you fuck
Porn is not so easy to do,
You must know how to keep your cock hard
No matter who it is you screw,
A new young starlet, or an old fart
So you think you’re Ron Jeremy?
And you believe you can cum on cue?
You think fucking is so easy?
With five cameras pointing at you?
The porn business is really tough,
Many guys want to be a porn star
There’s more to it than eating muff,
Do your research and you will go far
THE END

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Mike Sends Me This re Star E Knights Departure from Jill Kelly Productions:

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