Mark Kernes Maybe Better Hide:

SCRANTON, Pa. — Scranton, Pa., police say it wasn’t funny.

A suspicious package found at the federal courthouse Saturday turned out to contain pornographic material and a note to Attorney General John Ashcroft.

The briefcase-size box was examined by the bomb squad, which decided to destroy it.

Sgt. Dave Benway said the note suggested the package was dangerous. He said he expects charges to be filed.

Aaron thinks these photos beg captions…I agree, send me yours:

I’m Gonna make you an offer you can’t refuse.

From Steve: Enough with the water gun! Her nipples are about to explode!

Pay up Nick Manning or your sperms gonna be sleepin wit da fishes
(OK I know thats wrong on several levels)

I Think she works for Accounts Payable at Metro.

 

Carly Milne Out at Metro:

As part of what she calls the “large restructurization” of Metro Studios, publicist Janie Liszeuski told AVN.com that she is looking forward to help shape the Chatsworth company’s image.

Ok Metro changes publicists about as often as most of us change underwear, If I were Janie I wouldn’t get too comfy on that position High/Low on Metros next new publicist is 5 months.

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